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Not my manager walking in on me hitting a blinker in the bathroom while I was taking a piss 💀

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My coworker that I was flirting with while she was in ct is moving back to ct because she left her husband because he was on some hoe shit. So naturally I’m about to be on some hoe shit.

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Bloody Mary shows up in your mirror 10yrs later after you said her name in high school but she catches you watching yourself jerk off, what’s the play? I keep going, you walked in on this, this is my time you’re invading my space you rude spectral bitch.

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I just learned someone’s voice can do it for me bc this woman said three words and my brain went 🥴

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I’m content with being single I actually think it’s safer that I remain single for my mental state but I’m also very much in love with someone and even when I try to cut them out they make it apparent they are very important to me. But again my mental health is more important. So love at a distance

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How you gonna tell me I’m not obligated to be friends with anyone but I shouldn’t not have friends. I don’t like none of these mfs

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Being autistic and emotionally damaged is fucking rough because I desperately want to find love have love and give love but also eh I’m ok I’ll pass and…..it’s painful bro I’m tired

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Went to the bathroom to hit the stizzy and the company ceo came in as I was exhaling and ask if I was vaping and I said “no I just have really steamy piss” and he laughed and went into the stall

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Today on I say gay shit to confuse my coworkers, one of my coworkers tried clowning on me for liking boba by saying “what you like balls busting in your mouth?” And responded with “every chance I get baby boy” and just walked out of the break room

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Starting the year broke bc of Christmas but I just budgeted for the first 3 months and I’m about be making so much money from now to march

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I’m finally making enough money to support myself and even another person but I’m so burnt out by people I don’t think I want to be in a relationship I’d rather spend money on things that make me happy rather than someone that will only love me conditionally

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Heavy on the verbal stims and it’s annoying my coworkers ooops

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I should also specify I have NO problems with women that do onlyfans get that bag shawty I have friends that’s do OF but if I don’t know you and we’ve never interacted with me and the first thing I see is OF I know what your game is and that’s why I left X

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Putting this out due to my most recent follower that I blocked. I’m not here for anyone’s OFs so if you follow me I know it’s bc you’re trying to promote your shit not interested

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

SANTA HANSON STRIKES AGAIN

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As a man I cannot recommend therapy enough bro half of these “alpha male” dudes just need to talk to someone and give their mom a fucking hug fr

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My coworker asked me how I was doing when I walked into work and I said “black” lmao

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Holy shit

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I just think it’s weird that you assumed I hate women because I said I want nothing to do with dating

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Oh god I’m older than doom??

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I had a strawberry pop tart this morning and it was fucking terrible

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One of my favorite things to do as a half black half Latino man is to say “as a Latin American” and then not finish my sentence and just confuse people

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Luigi the goat fr

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My customer telling me he’s retired: “ah yes I have time, I’m retarded”

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I think I’m going to work on OBS and stuff now that I have 2 monitors

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Do I go into work early? Eh

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Sensational

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This customers last name is Daviduke and of course in normal Tommy fashion I said “oof that’s unfortunate” while still on the phone with the customer

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Any Megheads on this app?

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

I miss streaming on twitch, hoping I can get back into it, might start my entire progress over jbc I don’t like how becoming affiliated came about

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

So i work in an office with mostly women and one of my coworkers asked if I was gay and i looked her dead in the eye and said “i fucking wish” and walked away with no explanation lmao

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

“Yeah I just feel like things are never going to get better and I’m super overwhelmed” OK WELL LET ME LOVE YOU AND HELP TAKE ON SOME OF THAT BURDEN YA CUTE ASS BITCH

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

I need to curate my feed so it’s less political and more music and gaming and good vibes like I’m trying to make some moots

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

This customer is so dumb I revered to being an asshole and called them a dipshit as soon as I hung up

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My paycheck is looking fat time to be irresponsible 🤨

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Fuck the pro I’m just gonna by a ps5 slim

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Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.

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Kendrick performing in Toronto on fathers day is NASTY WORK lmao

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Just started my Bluesky account today and was scrolling through to find 7 accounts to follow and now organically found @davidpakman.bsky.social that’s 2 firsts sir. First political YouTuber subscribed to and first person I’ve followed on Blusky

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