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Just here to share my love of Taylor Swift, books, and dismantling the patriarchy | she/her 📍Mobile, AL, USA 🌺 writer & poet ✍🏼 | #seniorswiftie 🪩🫶🏻 👦🏼🧔🏻‍♂️🐶 | #haikuhumpday | #booksky 📚💙
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Taylor Swift now hath full ownershippe of her musique. She also doth possess, of the seven ringes, those not destroyed by dragons -- and she hath the nyne. The ringes of the elves remayne out of her control, but even so yf she doth fynde the One Ring then Taylor Swift will rule all Middel Earthe.

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Had to walk over to the neighbor’s front door (where it was inadvertently delivered)…but SHE’S HERE and she’s beautiful. #folkloreLPSS (Chinese numbered re-pressing) Taylor bought her masters, and I finally got my hands on this #andthenitwasboughtbyme

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Breaking 🚨: Taylor Swift happily announces that she now owns all of her albums, including her 6 initial ones. Read More: taylorswift.com

submitted 2 days ago • 144 comments

If someone isn’t parking a TACO food truck outside the White House, what are we even doing with this stupid timeline!?

submitted 2 days ago • 474 comments

TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO . . . . Hope that really pisses him off.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Going to listen to Springsteen *and* U2 today

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#NowSpinning #Coldplay #VinylCollectors

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But why is this so funny? 😂

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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

submitted 4 days ago • 227 comments

there will be no explanation and also there will be no reputation

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

So, a blackout #poem. Still can’t believe the f*cking COMMANDER IN CHIEF actually posted this deranged mouth diarrhea. #poetsonbluesky #foxtrotdeltatango

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Hubby is sooooo mad we watched the AMAs for no Taylor. 🤣 In this house, we all are clowns.

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That’s it, I’m hanging up my clown nose and giant shoes 🤡 Enough is enough

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

“bu- but.. it spelled out AMAS on the website” i say as they drag me back to the asylum where they raised me

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

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Not feeling too proud of 🇺🇸 today, but I will always respect the servicemen and women who gave their lives for our freedoms. May we step up to protect those freedoms and honor their sacrifices today and always. #MemorialDay

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