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No one gives off absolute loser energy quite like russians. youtu.be/DtR7unv62Wg?...

Trump gives Putin “Two weeks” Trump on April 27: "Two weeks." Trump on May 19: "Two weeks." Trump yesterday : "Two weeks."

Ban these fucking idiots for life from their local league, UEFA and above.

Tscherning, a major Danish construction company, has returned its entire fleet of Tesla vehicles, saying it no longer wants to be linked to the values and political views now associated with the Tesla brand.

“We’re looking for Osama bin Laden, so I can issue him a pardon. He was treated very unfairly.”

Trump wants to balloon the military budget to over $1 TRILLION per year — while cutting roughly that amount from Medicaid and SNAP. Meanwhile, the Pentagon just failed its 7th consecutive audit. "Fiscal responsibility."

ok I feel completely insane asking this but like weren't we NOT blowing up rockets, like, 50 years ago. weren't we successfully sending rockets up that did not rattle apart. also weren't we like "ah yeah that was a fail" when the rocket fell apart instead of calling it a "partial success"

“Tell Trump to stick it where the ketchup doesn’t splatter!” #canada

Peak russian loser behaviour

Not sure telling someone who is rail thin and clearly suffering from an ED about being allowed to call other people fat is the win you think it is.

Congrats Romania. You did it.

Some good news! www.cnn.com/2025/05/18/e...

lol, lmao even.

I don't know man, while every turd looks like a gold nugget by comparison. The fact that America has had god fucking awful presidents for half a century is part of the problem that America has.

UK getting zero public votes at Eurovision will always be funny.

Aren't these fuck clowns constantly upset that not enough children are born?

Did someone say plan economy?

OMFG, they still exist!!!🤣🌐 I got followed by a flat earther and found another one and a hub in his follows, the Flat Eart Society (SERIOUSLY NOT A PARODY)!🤣🤣 Who wants to play with them?🤣🤣🤣 #WeAreNAFO #NAFOfellas

True Americans.

In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.

This is what the occupants of the oval office is doing & saying instead of doing & sounding like an adult.

They received presidential pardons for this ‘message’ and it wasn’t seashells on a beach.

Just look at all these tanks "stuck in the mud" that prevented me from capturing Kiev in 5 hours. 😭

Imagine being Ukrainian and working for russia.

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