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Liberal, Cajun, Jewish trash panda who hated Elon before it was cool! #cooking #crafting #historian #polyam #Judaism #AuDHD #chronicillness #books #entertainment, and anything else I like! Come for the cute face, stay for the hilarity! 🚫MAGA
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In your 30s. Your 40s. Your 50s. I'm 45, and still trying to learn this.

Why some kids who have to parent their siblings become compulsive caretakers as adults, by Cindy Lamothe: https://theatln.tc/JTnUelHY

I find it sad and frustrating that negative engagement on social media is a vicious cycle of good people having bad experiences with ill intentioned people, developing trauma from it, and then assuming everyone, even other good people, is ill intentioned as a form of self protection.

When you spend the majority of your adult disabled life feeling like a burden, then it gets confirmed for you (by your spouse, no less) that you are indeed a burden to everyone around you... What do you do with that? I already felt fragile. Now I just wish I had never been born.

I LOVE my boyfriend's scent. It's this clean mix of vetiver, oud, cedar, and a few other things. He's taken to dabbing a little on the possum plush he got me that I sleep with every night. Tonight, he brought me a tiny container of his scent, so I can reapply it to Petey anytime. It was SO sweet.

Bernard Sanders is 83 years old. Bernard Sanders is 83 years old. Bernard Sanders is 83 years old. Bernard Sanders is 83 years old. Bernard Sanders is 83 years old. Bernard Sanders is 83 years old. He will be 89 at the end of his term. He will be 89 at the end of his term.

You Bernie Bros can sit the fuck down NEOW. That man will be 89 at the end of 2028. NO MORE OLD WHITE MEN! NOT EVEN FUCKING BERNIE!!!!

Why does Xanax taste SO much worse than Valium or Klonopin? It just leaves the NASTIEST aftertaste. Infinitely more effective, but disgusting nonetheless.

This is fascism. It isn't coming. It's fucking HERE.

They Should Arrest His Supplier And Cut Him Off! That’s The Way It Works, Right?!?😊💙

Ms Rachel is actually on the left of a substantial chunk of critical international lawyers and I think that not enough people feel bad enough about this fact

Gonna catch this thing and evolve it into a Cybertruck.

What does it mean to be a human in a world that allows this to happen. @nikitagill.bsky.social

Everyone saying Miller is a pussy and wouldn't punch Elon: Miller is a VERY skilled MMA fighter. I hate giving him any credit at all, because he's a shitty human. But I absolutely have ZERO problems believing he gave Elon that shiner.

Look. I'm just a girl on the internet. But this girl on the internet thinks that if the White House would sell PPV tickets to some of this insanity (like Musk and Miller fistfighting), we could wipe out our national debt in a fucking month...

I hope the motherfucker grows feathers.

When an autistic person doesn’t act like you expect, it can help to try and understand… Understand that meltdowns are a sign of distress Understand that infodumping might be our way of sharing our passions with you Understand that no two autistic people are the same #AutismAwareness #kindness

Dammit...🤣🤣🤣

If we make eye contact we'll still be autistic If we make small talk we'll still be autistic If you never see us have a meltdown we'll still be autistic These are differences that reach into our brains, our muscles and our gut. They're not trainable.

Is there a certain age you reach where you just...stop trusting new technology? Because at 45, I'm feeling like shit doesn’t need to have 50 apps to perform when an on/off button works just fine...😅 And AI can get tae fuck... This mawmaw wants LESS technology. Not more.

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 We are still here….with good hearts intact 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️

So just like in America felon 47 is expecting expensive gifts for favorable treatment.

"Are you on any medications?" ME: Oh my God! Please don't ask me to list all of them.

An edible and a bag of these could take this weekend to the next level

Insomnia is when your body says, "SLEEP!" and your brain says, "Hey, let's revisit EVERY fuck-up you've made since February 12, 1995!" 🙃🙃🙃

GO. MOW. YOUR. MOM. Please report my murder!

In the 19th century, a New Orleans doctor sent the skulls of 19 Black Americans to a doctor in Germany, where they were used as part of now discredited racial science. The remains were recently returned to the city, where they will be laid to rest on Saturday.

Cry harder, you thinskinned bitchbaby...

Not being able to get comfortable and fall asleep when you REALLY need to, your mental health is already in the toilet, and you're exhausted, just REALLY sucks and is extra frustrating.

I think it's heinous bullshit that the first step to pulling yourself out of a depressive spiral is asking yourself why you're like even depressed man

The sad irony of autistic people being called "fake" when we're desperately adjusting ourselves so we're not abused... while staying true to who we are, holding true to our beliefs and integrity... While everyone around us is willy nilly bending their values for personal gain

Artist: lifewithbubu on Insta

I am in this skeet, and while I'd like to claim I don't like it, I'm actually pretty happy about it.

Migraines SUCK

5 am. Awake. This is for the damn birds...

#webcomic #poorlydrawnlines

Good one from Andy Borowitz.

I've heard a lot about "anxiety bookshelves". So I just bought myself 2: a full-size and a mini. We will see if they help.