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Is there a snack like Andy Capp’s Hot Fries but instead of being hot they are churro flavored?

I’d love to help but I just put lotion on my hands

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me screens on Sunday, Feb 9 at 7:30pm as part of our Tribute to David Lynch! The screening will be preceded by the Lynch short film The Amputee, and the Gigi’s Fusion Food Truck will be on site from 5pm – 8pm! Tickets: loftcinema.org/film/twin-pe...

Goddamn. Dinner in America was so good!

Zankou Chicken

I prefer my 5s down low

Exciting news: I've been accepted to the Team Arc Creators program! Can't wait to share my love of ArcSys games and give back to the community that has given me so much!

Waking up and 80% of my feed is accounts complaining about sincere replies. Probably a tough problem to have but I gotta follow more bird pic accounts to bump that ratio down.

Steve Gutenberg warned you!

I’m gonna dive in to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics this year. If any comic people have recommendations on where to start or particularly good story lines/artists please let me know!

manifestbros

I was gonna watch megalopolis on amazon prime before listening to the next @hdtgm.bsky.social but got this screen instead. And you know what, Amazon? I get it.

Think about hands.

I’ve had this stuck in my head for a while so I made it #MerryChristmas

Mysterious black flask taped shut in an antique store and I’m really considering buying and opening it to see if we can’t end 2024 with some real demons.

I wonder if Gary Gulman will come over here. How the States got Their Abbreviations is still one of the funniest things I have ever heard

I’ve mostly stopped visiting Reddit, but every night before bed I still visit r/stupiddovenests I just gotta see what those sweet dumb birdies are up to

The track listing for the Wikipedia entry for “jock jams vol 1” uses the format: Artist - Song Title But vols 2-5 do: Song Title - Artist These kinds of sloppy mistakes are why you can’t use Wikipedia as a source in school

I like the Tina Turner method of describing how long you’ve been in a location by how much ‘tane you pumped there. OKC? Pumped a lotta ‘tane down in OKC. Houston? I’ve hardly pumped any ‘tane in Houston.

Sometimes I think about how it wasn’t all that long ago that if you went into a grocery store in November and asked where the fresh strawberries were, they think you were stupid because everybody knows strawb season was over months ago.

Welcome to Tucson

the r&b girls need to make ballads again, stretch ur notes

why is Starbucks coffee so bad

A&W rootbeer is so much better than MUG rootbeer

if this gets 1,000 reposts my uncle who works at hollywood will make Beverly Hills Chihuahua 4

They always get along this nicely it’s definitely not just an occasional photo timed well

Is there a mini truck corner of Bluesky?

Yeah that’s only one side of half the cats live with there’s gonna be a lot more cat pics