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the Internet is dead. long live the Internet. {truex.org and truex or truexyz on the hellbird site and somtimes dutrieux}
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OK, sure, everybody working at the Mars base was either transformed into or ripped apart by demons, but I’m different. I would simply crawl into a ventilation shaft with my yellow key card and hang out with an action figure until help arrived.

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the reason the seventies are so disparaged is they don't want us to remember the time when silly little guys were the sexiest things in history

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing

submitted 23 hours ago • 298 comments

"Heed me, Kingdom Hearts! Lend me your power, so that we may be complete! The power to erase the fools that hinder us!"

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Ordinary regular poor people trying to live their lives and raise their children: Can we please get subsidized safe child care open all hours of the 24hr working day? Governments: Absolutely not Cop making an average of $98k/yr base: Can we Governments: Say less lol

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

he has the chimkin

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Coyote howling by day down by the Mexican border here in San Diego. I did a quick U-turn to come back and get this shot and I was stopped by border patrol who said I was behaving suspiciously. Of course I was, I’m a birder! 🤣🌿🦊

submitted 4 days ago • 74 comments

lol I just got momentarily hysterical thinking about the fact that the New York Times got its managing director for communications to confirm on a Saturday that it is standing by its reporting that young women in China have tiny hands and this is why Apple has its factories there

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With all of the technology at our disposal, why is an Alpha-Bits box from 40 years ago still the most impressive cereal box design I've ever seen?

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

submitted 5 days ago • 149 comments

We are still feeling the repercussions of actions taken by the nefarious Onion King. This is not a joke.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

COMPART/SAURUS.GIF

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incredible portraiture here

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not joking when I say that I treat all Teslas on the highway as I would a clearly drunk driver.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

The reason you're having trouble concentrating if you are here in the US is because we're basically being chased around by serial killers and being asked to disregard the fact.

submitted 7 days ago • 207 comments

been looking at 10/22s everybody has to have their own store-exclusive variant. i wonder how those economics work out

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I just got the best birthday present from DC Comics. I'm cleared to show you our new cover for the Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen hardcover collection! "Labor of Love" doesn't begin to describe this. Ten days of work! I hope it's as fun to examine as it was to draw. And yes, the book will include a key!

submitted 10 days ago • 164 comments

that’s not two-face, that’s a trucker who never wore sunscreen

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Nintendo wishing me (the guy that ran the infamous emulation site) a happy birthday never gets old!

submitted 11 days ago • 27 comments

Good news at last!

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments