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I am the best play. There is no better play. Not even Hamlet by that loser Shakespeare! Currently touring the North West (UK). Tickets on sale now! Follow link. Ireland and US next - then a gulag probably! 👉👉👉 https://linktr.ee/trumplastdays
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Just asked the Saudis if they can equip the plane with an ejection seat for journalists who ask questions I don't like. They said yes! #AirForceOne #Saudis #TheBigGrift

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Sssssh Keep this on the QT!

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I can't drain the swamp because then my Health Secretary would have nowhere to go swimming with his grandkids! #RFKjr #Swamp #DHSS

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I just lifted sanctions on Syria in exchange for building a Trump Tower in Damascus. Not corrupt at all! #SoCorrupt #TheBigGrift #GriftLife

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That would be me!

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Taking bids!

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I am The Swamp!

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Canada may not be for sale but the United States is. Get those check books out Saudi Arabia - I'm coming! #TheBigGrift #Saudis #AirForceOne

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Hitler has his Brownshirts and I have my ICE. Love my ICE!

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It's not a bribe if I want it! #ItsTotallyABribe #GriftLife

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I am pleased to say the 59 White Afrikaners are safe! The global refugee crisis has been solved! By me!!!

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Everything I want! YAY!!!

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RFK Jr of course - but I deserve credit too!

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With my help we will get back there! #MAGA

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I don't take bribes - unless they're really big ones like jet planes! Better dig deep, despots and special interests!!! #MAGA #GriftLife #TheBigGrift #AirForceOne #Corruption

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Not accurate. I am not just his puppet. I am Putin's puppet too!

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It's easy to tell. All decisions are made for my personal benefit!

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This Pope sounds like he is following the teachings of Jesus. Not Good At All!

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Planes for all my rich and powerful friends!

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Look it me!

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TRADE!

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Thanks to me the great USA will win its first World Cup âš½ by forfeit after I deport all the other countries' teams to an El Salvadorean prison!

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The World Cup is coming here soon! Such a shame the stadiums will be empty because nobody dares travel to the US anymore! #WorldCup

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Love my idiot followers!

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"Think of how much money we are making by letting our soybeans rot instead of selling them to China. We are going to be so rich!"

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Me trying to run the country!

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CANADA!

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I accept!

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Nobody despots better than me! #ThugLife

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I just cut off funding to Harvard. Let the MAGAs who love me design new aircraft and develop novel medical treatments instead!

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Remember how I promised I would never do that thing? I'm doing that thing!

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Who's excited for my (spoiler alert) big coronation this summer? #EmperorTrump

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Bye bye dolls now bye bye movies. What will I ruin next?

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Did you hear the one about the guy who has no shame? It was me. That's the punchline!

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Check out this beautiful post on the OFFICIAL WHITEHOUSE X account. You didn't get this with Biden!!!

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Look at me - I'm St. Upid!

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Who wants to see me tragically expire on stage?

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I did that!1

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So wrong!

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Love my DOJ - it does whatever I want!

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Time for a CAPTION CONTEST!* *Nice ones only that make me look good or ICE may pay you a visit!

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This guy seems highly qualified to be in my administration! Where's my pardon pen?

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Don't worry - it won't be the greatest nation for long with me at the helm!

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Maybe I should just appoint myself!

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Sssshhhhhhh!

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If there is a bottom I will find it!

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100 days! How am I doing, bluesky? According to my fair and balanced cabinet of fine critical thinkers I am doing GREAT!!!

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Nothing normal about me! I also write Haiku... King? Or Pope? How about... BOTH!!!! MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can't wait to see what the US military does to surprise me for my birthday after I order them to put on a YUGE fawning parade for me!

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