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Lvl 34 Human. Bookish nerd. Coffee slut. Husband. Maybe vaguely NSFW at times but, y’know, in a cute way. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🍉
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i’m really glad that i get off at the end of my bus route because i was locked in reading and didn’t notice til everyone else was off 😅

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weeded the driveway and i am literally dripping with sweat

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when i tell you i got to work sweaty as owt 🥵

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the ac at work better be cranked as low as it can go today or imma be piiiiiiissed

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i’m about 12 seconds away from taking off my t-shirt while we’re walking down the quayside 🥵

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i literally bumped into luke pasqualino on the corner of haymarket (by the three graces) when i was on the way to work and he said “oops my bad bruv” and walked off

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got home from work, f*****, showered, got dressed, ate, now we’re ready to go out again for a comedy night and i really don’t know if i can be bothered 😂

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quad shot iced coffee and multiple monsters will hopefully get me through today. i hope.

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i am sooooo tired 😅😴🫩

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sam fender at sjp tonight was unreal 🖤🤍

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how does one dress for an interview that isn’t strictly an interview but more a “let’s have a coffee and chat” but is in my work calendar as an interview?

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one day i’ll have a day off where i don’t have to be up stupidly early and can actually sleep in, but it is not this day.

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my current phase at work is “designer sunburn” with blush and ngl i’m into it

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i would like to be playing mario kart world but unfortunately we haven’t worked out the family game sharing thing yet so alas i am resigned to mario kart 8 and all the expansion pack courses

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it’s half 9 but it’s so light outside it feels like way earlier, so my sense of time is wayyyyy out of whack

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need to go to my old store to sleuth out some drama that apparently happened

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of course none of the products i like are on staff shop 😭

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not to be that guy but Kit Connor in the movie commencement pic has me f e r a l

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STOP ERASING TRANS PEOPLE. START ERASING TRANSPHOBIA.

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just wanna stay home and play lego star wars in my pants but noooooooo the gears of capitalism grind ever onward and i need to go sell expensive bronzers to people who want to cheat god

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replaying wind waker and i’m having such nostalgia 🥰

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went out for breakfast and this might be my new obsession

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mistress might be my new most disliked queen after this season (i didn’t like her before but even less now)

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someone buy me mario kart world please i am so cute and i deserve nice things 🥺

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today has been a valentino day and i’m living for it

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i think i might need to get some of the stuff i wear for work in colours that aren’t black because the style is hitting

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if you haven’t stripped to your boxers within 5 seconds of getting home from work, what are you even doing?!

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may be a shock to some… 😂

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did my first solo colour matches today and nailed em both first try (although the second person actually wanted to be fairer than their skin tone so that took more time) but i think i might actually be alright at this makeup gig

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sat outside on my break, went to stand up and my back seized up. yay for mid-30s life 🫠

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well, it is the switch 2…

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will be accepting donations for mario kart world in exchange for p*le/h*le pics xoxo

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some of y’all can’t handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows

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goods: secured

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