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You’re welcome 😊🥳

For those interested, it’s been four weeks since I had a Laparoscopic Right Hemicolectomy to remove a large caecal tumour. 🤮I know. The operation doesn’t seem like a big deal to start with but the recuperation time is longer than you think. I’m still at least a couple of weeks away from ‘normal’.

You know that’s got right under his chicken shit skin. Keep poking that spot.

South African President Cyril Ramaphosa responds to Trump. He points out how Trump is trying to dye his campaign with African blood. Even as Trump fabricated lies he quietly registered three mineral exploration companies in South Africa. It’s a mic drop 🎤moment if there ever was one!

Voting is now open for the final WAB Brighton Player of the Month award of the season Brajan Gruda, Jack Hinshelwood, Kaoru Mitoma, Jan Paul van Hecke, Adam Webster and Mats Wieffer are on the shortlist Who is getting your vote? #BHAFC 👇

"Just one more thing, Mr Farage, you want to lift the child benefit cap so people can have more kids. But I thought we were full?"

Is it football again yet?

A manifesto for ‘adults’ who believe in the tooth fairy. And hate what they don’t understand -which is a lot. Tax cuts paid for by scrapping Net Zero, the EU deal and DEI and deporting asylum seekers to god knows where at no apparent cost. This is ‘tip your country into the bin’ stuff. (The i Paper)

I’m probably in my own with this thought, but I think Reform have peaked. This speech doesn’t cause me to revise that view. ‘Tommy Robinson’ was let out yesterday & Farage is scared of his supporters. He’ll start expelling them soon. Expect fireworks and self immolation to follow. They’re a rabble.

Astérix et Ozempix

We have been warning you about this man and his links to American anti abortion campaigners. Now the mask is slipping about what he would do - the ONLY way to protect abortion access is to make it a human right. Ask your MP to co sign NC17 to the policing bill now.

Liverpool is a fantastic city. The people are so welcoming and warm. I’m so sorry this awful thing has happened to you. You get more than your fair share.

Premier League winners beaten on Monday night. Europa League winners beaten on Sunday afternoon Brighton have finished this season in style. It bodes well for 2025-26 - providing the club do not sell off too much family silver in the summer 👀 #BHAFC

Farage: "Lucy Connolly should not be in prison... Understand, there were millions of mothers at that moment in time after Southport feeling exactly the same way. Connolly was imprisoned because she posted: “Set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the bastards… if that makes me racist so be it.”

Nigel Farage is a fucking cunt.

That Pepto Bismol advert lists symptoms of some pretty serious diseases. Personally, if you’ve consistently got any of these symptoms, I’d go see a doctor.

That episode of the ATeam where they lead a drive to unionise migrant farm workers. That one.

‘Monitoring’ what The fuck does that mean? Monitor away you stupid cunts. Your country’s in the shitter. You might want to ’monitor’ that you dumb fucks.

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Something fishy about this sob story (1) The photos are stock shots taken in 2012 and 2014, available from Shutterstock and Alamy—links below. (2) There’s no trace of bankers Al and Alexandra Moy anywhere other than the Telegraph 🤔 www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/... www.alamy.com/stock-photo-...

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

Wake-up call… Lincolnshire has suffered some of the worst flooding in its history in recent years Lincolnshire’s newly elected Reform council has abolished the flooding committee This is who they are Please wake up to this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...