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the postal service fucked up again and put my partners package in the wrong mailbox. when she complained to the post office they said "ask the sender for a refund and a new shipment" like??? y'all lost the fucking package (it's literally in the mailbox above ours)

everything i post reflects the views and opinions of the amazon corporation

hey wanna join my MLM? (marxist lesbian mutualism)

iron dome... sigh.. everything reminds me of her

rhetorical question

"bluesky is dying" jfc this place was built by sex workers and trans people trying to get away from nazis on twitter to post their worst brainworms in peace. if you expect it to have the vibes of an episode of the great british bakeoff you're going to have a bad time.

the only difference between daytime public access television and a video podcast is the name

psa pilots:

-See girl post “I haven’t cried like that since I was a teenager.” -Investigate -Post immediately before is “isn’t that a show for girls?” -Mhm yeah, you haven’t cried like that in a while

Jon Bellamy stepped into the role of ceo of jagex 3 months ago and the first big thing he did was cancel the runescape in game pride event. total piece of shit.