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turbofalcon.bsky.social
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actually everyones perfect in some way but the world has narrowed the contexts in which one can be perfect to so few options. if the world was more free, everyone could find their place in it; the world would be for everyone

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

sliding up to the bar and ordering a virgin moscow mule

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

history is cyclical in that every few years some idiot will declare that history is cyclical

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

the circus is in town and i can't wait to go!!!

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

i don't know why, but i think it's really funny that so many bugs fuck doggystyle. like, go off you lil freaks

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

just got done deploying 1.5 million predatory nematode eggs into my house plants in an attempt to kill the pests that live in the soil. i'm seriously debating the feasibility of starting up a commercial ladybug farm so i can produce my own biological weapons to combat aphids. i hate pests so much.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

trying to look up pictures by Ernst Haas and half of the search results are shitty ai ripoffs generated by midjourney. i'm actually offended that some slop loser clicked a button twice and is now taking space from a real artist that devoted his life to his work.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

there is something beautiful about this website and how it generates guys like this

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

bluesky main character posting flowchart: mids ↓ mids ↓ mids ↓ bigotry ↓ sephiroth ↓ "tolerant left... bullshit.... you know you're only hurting one of your own when you..."

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

me when i see my colleague (whom i despise with every fiber of my being) get his whole face blown off by a shotgun during our guard shift: "huh, must have been the wind"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

if i'm not constantly thinking "oh god this is going to kill me" while eating a burrito it's not even food imo

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

thinking about the horse deleter again...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment