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I love this and will be posting it everywhere

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relevant tweet for today

submitted 16 days ago • 34 comments

happy ten year anniversary to this post

submitted 37 days ago • 33 comments

it’s cool that crossfit trad influencers called like “@TheHusbandWife” became conspiratorial during covid and are now giving press conferences in their unelected capacity as Chief Executive Torturer for the Department of Energy

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Colombia President Gustavo Petro says he will impose a reciprocal 50% tariffs on US goods: “I resisted torture, and I resist you”

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Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde was nearing the end of her sermon for the inaugural prayer service on Tuesday when she took a breath and looked directly at President Trump. “I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now,” said Bishop Budde. nyti.ms/4jtuyHA

submitted 118 days ago • 300 comments

My take on the Elon hitler salute thing is that it was unintentional in the sense that he intended to make it a more ambiguous hand gesture with plausible deniability but completely fucked it up

submitted 119 days ago • 131 comments

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

submitted 119 days ago • 1073 comments

Dressing up in my emotional support Hugo Boss uniform with my favorite Hindu good luck charm to go make some autistic throw my heart to the crowd movements in the town square. Hope no one does ableism against me

submitted 119 days ago • 5 comments

It's incredibly funny that DraftKings is legal but TikTok is not.

submitted 120 days ago • 67 comments

Bill Burr putting it out there on national TV “They talk about looters? What about the insurance companies? Free Luigi”

submitted 124 days ago • 39 comments

Thomas, leaning forward so fast he bumps his mic and knocks it over: no it’s so much more than that

submitted 124 days ago • 25 comments

there are two types of male groupchats. they either have a name like “BONER BOYS RES[ERECT]ED: HORNY 4 LIFE, 2 CAKED UP 2 DIE” but everyone’s just encouraging each other on breakups and to try therapy. the other will be named something like “gary chat” and filled with domestic terrorists

submitted 129 days ago • 45 comments

If you play a song in the car and someone skips it you are allowed to kill them, legally

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You’re telling me a lamb came in these noodles?

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Goku could murder every guy in every Wes Anderson movie so I don't know why we're having this conversation.

submitted 140 days ago • 40 comments

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it

submitted 144 days ago • 255 comments

Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes

submitted 146 days ago • 22 comments

the only reason that tech was ever remotely left-coded was that in the early 2010s they consciously aligned themselves with what appeared to be the dominant political party. that meant large donations to Dems and nominal gestures toward diversity. as soon as the winds shifted they swung right.

submitted 170 days ago • 187 comments

Sting was so real for taking a break in the middle of Englishman in New York to dribble the fuck out of a basketball

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Funny how every right winger against safe injection sites seems to love bars

submitted 173 days ago • 6 comments

I will not tolerate any Jim Carrey Grinch slander in this timeline, that movie is a national treasure

submitted 173 days ago • 223 comments

Saw a groyper account on here the other day complaining about how so many people on here talk about sports. Basement dweller who cannot understand that far from being athletically disinclined, the leftist mind is custom built for sports fandom. Rules obsessive, self-loathing, mental breakdown prone

submitted 173 days ago • 30 comments

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

submitted 173 days ago • 157 comments

This is the true hard-hitting journalism that was missing on the other site

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Cities aren’t crowded. They’re just full of cars.

submitted 174 days ago • 163 comments

As someone who is entirely burnt out of arguing with strangers online at 26 it continues to mystify me to see people who do it all day, seemingly with the belief it isn’t entirely fruitless, and have like adult kids

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What radicalized you? Comrade, I was told "Sharing is caring" as a child.

submitted 178 days ago • 287 comments

Trump’s nominee for Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon, everybody…

submitted 180 days ago • 1576 comments

Jared McCain in the 76ers locker room

submitted 181 days ago • 17 comments

a major problem with bluesky is that i can offhandedly remark "i hate drawing, its too hard" and then a sweet old lady will gently encourage me and kindly point me to some useful resources to get started drawing and i dont know what to do with myself

submitted 186 days ago • 767 comments