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brother, at the very, very least that should be and/or

If I was at the protests I would carry an American flag and protest in a non-violent manner. And when fired upon by police, I would engage them in dialogue and debate. I believe by presenting the right optics and ensnaring my opponents in logical fallacies I could resolve this whole conflict.

Chuck Schumer, this is your moment, get on a dirtbike and wave a Mexican flag up and down Wilshire.

Doechii speaks out against use of the military against protesters in LA during her acceptance speech at the #BETAwards

I'm sure that if ICE was raiding tile and stone distributors in North Jersey and shipping a bunch of contractors back to Florence we would see the same hand wringing about their friends and community waving Italian flags

Gotta admit it's kinda funny that Waymos getting destroyed has become the canary in the coalmine for whether shit's going wrong in SF

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

Immigrants are extremely good and cool. I want more immigrants in this country for a whole shitload of reasons. They contribute to culture. They contribute to the economy. I've always liked having them as neighbors. Someone please invent a pro-immigration politician so I can vote for them.

People love to spend their weekend marching on city streets getting hit by projectiles and explosives. That's why this all started.

Old bluesmen love to wake up this morning

You’re a billionaire, why don’t you buy it and make it perfect for us, get some real Nazi thought leaders to make it a richer experience Who in their right mind feels like they “haven’t heard from the other side,” god forbid we don’t hear from them for 10 goddamn minutes

If you love illegal immigrants so much why don't you marry them, but sincerely

i love the washington state ferries so much, man. it's beautiful out there, and sometimes you see the most incredible jacket too

Things are getting so out of hand that Barack Obama is going to have no choice but to put “Killing In The Name (Radio Edit)” on his summer listening list

"I call him Little Marco. He’s a lightweight. He’s a very nice guy, but he’s a lightweight."

It's Rosie time.

I’m sorry, this was the funniest thing on TV since the Hacks finale.

Any 2028 hopeful who wants to make an early splash could start campaigning right now on pardoning anyone who gets arrested resisting this shit

I'm imagining ICE doing to NYC what it's doing to LA — and the people of NYC responding the way people are in LA — and it all happening under Mayor Cuomo. He'll side with ICE, DHS and, of course, the NYPD. This man, who hates the city and doesn't live here, can not become mayor. Don't rank him.

These monster pickups are embarrassing enough on their own but the fact that they all have names like they're being marketed to fucking 4 year olds tells you about who's buying them. Raptor? Rebel? Trail Boss? Tremor??? Sooo cool!!

It's going to be interesting to see how many in Congress have an appetite for violence. When the gestapo starts firing live rounds on crowds of US citizens, and that's definitely where this is heading, how many GOP'ers will cheer them on?

Many Border Patrol vehicles and other unmarked cars just exited the anti-ICE protest area in Paramount, California. They were met with fierce resistance from protesters, with a number of vehicles being visibly damaged.

Ohhh my god

go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president

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