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Feeding crows for shiny objects: - based on lies - repetitive - you probably won't succeed Feeding crows for a city wide defense net: - proven fact - gain the trust of local wildlife (more in touch with nature) - become a menace to anyone who blocks your driveway - I'm already succeeding at it

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The crossover on bluesky with irls has reached the point where people know that Im actually weird and freaky as fuck. It's resulted in people being way more comfortable talking with me. Which is lovely This has also been used by some to team up with my wife to bully me relentlessly. Which is hot

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Just beat BaS and it truly is one of the games ever

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Watching in terror as the update size for a game I haven't played in a few months keeps increasing

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Divin

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Getting my dick sucked while eating Kellogg's cereal and Graham crackers purely to spite their inventors

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He is the main power source

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Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣 Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day

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Autistic person: Has a mentally crippling reaction to something. Is in full blown distress. Person who doesn't understand autism: "Why are you overreacting? It's not a big deal. Just get over it." Autistic person: Is invalidated and still in full blown distress.

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i have a girl fetish (im into girls)

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we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris

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My new favorite thing about the crows is how they'll just casually walk away from you if you get too close

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Internet show me tutorial on how 2 get meaner but for sex reasons

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YIPEEEEY TOPLESS WEATHER FOR THE CONVERTIBLE

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So hard being both a girls girl and a raging faggot

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idgaf my ass is NOT tucking,,, id much rather be comfy

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"Gee I really need a rifle to arm my colonial forces with" The reliable Martini-Henry:

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can girls be the pope,,, id like a tgirl pope but if not a transmasc pope would be cool

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The pope getting Liz Trussed was not on my 2025 bingo

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He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

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one of my ex roommates tried to "out-freak" me by eating her ramen raw so i stole the seasoning packet and made tea with it it was very yummy and i won

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People talk nonstop about the horrible things they do to their sims but when I bring up the things that happen to my kerbals suddenly I'm the monster

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went here and everyone knew you

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the kitchen is undefeated when u need to go look at three incorrect clocks at the same time

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Me summoning a shit ton of crows just to mess with the local birders

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Terrafirmacraft is actually pretty relaxing if you aren't the embodiment of the word 'gamer'

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They can do geometry but they can't figure out how to use a stick after I showed them how to do it

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Trying to teach crows to use tools has given me some really cool mythology ideas And also taught me that they're a LOT dumber than people think

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Nuzzeling my face into someone while cuddleing would fix me rn

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments

The one thing that ties all artists of all mediums together is that hands & fingers are absolute hell to make

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Emailing Glock tech support for shovel schematics was not something I thought I'd be doing today

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Feeding crows for shiny objects: - based on lies - repetitive - you probably won't succeed Feeding crows for a city wide defense net: - proven fact - gain the trust of local wildlife (more in touch with nature) - become a menace to anyone who blocks your driveway - I'm already succeeding at it

The crossover on bluesky with irls has reached the point where people know that Im actually weird and freaky as fuck. It's resulted in people being way more comfortable talking with me. Which is lovely This has also been used by some to team up with my wife to bully me relentlessly. Which is hot

Just beat BaS and it truly is one of the games ever

Watching in terror as the update size for a game I haven't played in a few months keeps increasing

Divin

Getting my dick sucked while eating Kellogg's cereal and Graham crackers purely to spite their inventors

He is the main power source

Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣 Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day

Autistic person: Has a mentally crippling reaction to something. Is in full blown distress. Person who doesn't understand autism: "Why are you overreacting? It's not a big deal. Just get over it." Autistic person: Is invalidated and still in full blown distress.

i have a girl fetish (im into girls)

we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris

My new favorite thing about the crows is how they'll just casually walk away from you if you get too close

Internet show me tutorial on how 2 get meaner but for sex reasons

YIPEEEEY TOPLESS WEATHER FOR THE CONVERTIBLE

So hard being both a girls girl and a raging faggot

idgaf my ass is NOT tucking,,, id much rather be comfy

"Gee I really need a rifle to arm my colonial forces with" The reliable Martini-Henry:

can girls be the pope,,, id like a tgirl pope but if not a transmasc pope would be cool

The pope getting Liz Trussed was not on my 2025 bingo

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

one of my ex roommates tried to "out-freak" me by eating her ramen raw so i stole the seasoning packet and made tea with it it was very yummy and i won

People talk nonstop about the horrible things they do to their sims but when I bring up the things that happen to my kerbals suddenly I'm the monster

went here and everyone knew you

the kitchen is undefeated when u need to go look at three incorrect clocks at the same time

Me summoning a shit ton of crows just to mess with the local birders

Terrafirmacraft is actually pretty relaxing if you aren't the embodiment of the word 'gamer'

They can do geometry but they can't figure out how to use a stick after I showed them how to do it

Trying to teach crows to use tools has given me some really cool mythology ideas And also taught me that they're a LOT dumber than people think

Nuzzeling my face into someone while cuddleing would fix me rn

The one thing that ties all artists of all mediums together is that hands & fingers are absolute hell to make

Emailing Glock tech support for shovel schematics was not something I thought I'd be doing today

You are the best You are the bes You are the be You are the b You are the You are th You are t You are You ar You a You Yo Y Ya Yao Yaoi Yaoi a Yaoi an Yaoi and Yaoi and y Yaoi and yu Yaoi and yur Yaoi and yuri

WHAT THE FUCK

Does anyone know where I can find replacement Glock E-tool tension screws?

I NEED to get historically accurate WW1 Italian mountaineering gear