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Taking any and all help, coaching and advice on how to get better at Hearthstone. Clearly, i'm either too old or too rusty to climb past Platinum.

This cover is an ABSOLUTE BANGER. First song in a good while that gives the happy chemical in my brain. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAXN...

Does anyone remember that theme from the Pokemon anime that plays right before they're about to save the day? It sounds similar to Total War, but it's got less of an official sound and more the tempo of "The baddie is about to get their SHIT ROCKED".

Dexter's a killer. But Arthur Mitchell is a *MONSTER*.

Lego Fortnite is superior to the main game, and I will fight over it. However, I'm terrified to imagine what a Lego Skibidi Toilet figure would look like.

Secret World Legends deserved better than it got. Best lore and worldbuilding I've enjoyed this decade. A shame what it has become. #WeNeedATVShowOfThis #EightSeasonsAndATrilogy

Sea of Thieves... I haven't won a single PvP fight in over 400 hours of gameplay, but it's still the most enjoyment I've gotten out of a video game since I was a child. The treasure hunting, the sailing, the puzzles. I've never felt more at peace. At least until a player sinks me, anyways.

Harvest Moon: Winds of Anthos, at least to me, misses the point of the genre. Belonging, a sense of community and friendship. This is really hard to cultivate when you literally shift between four distinct and separate communities at will. It cheapens the experience, at least in my opinion.

I enjoy Sea of Thieves immensely, but I only ever get to play solo. That makes the game infinitely harder. Not once have I ever won a ship confrontation, zero sinks to my name. I love the game, I just wish I were better at it, or had a crew to play with.

I cannot play Nightingale. Not for quality reasons, the game is super fun. But I CANNOT lock the cursor in the window, making it impossible to play. Please consider a fix for this soon! #Nightingale

Anyone who hasn't tried Campbell's Spicy Chicken Noodle absolutely should try it. It's got the warm, comforting embrace of the mother I never had, and the anxiety-inducing spicy pressure of the father i did! Don't remember it having any onions in it, though.

I wish Voyager had more likeable characters. Then again, maybe it's because DS9 had some incredibly wild and fun personalities. Doctor and Neelix are the only two I can vibe with, for some reason.

I wish there were a hobby shop near me. I live 50 miles from the nearest hobby shop, game store, or geekery. It's a large contributing factor as to why i'm a bit of a shut-in.

When your 40th birthday falls on Thanksgiving, you start thinking about a lot of things. For example, i'm grateful for all the people in my life, quality over quantity for sure. I'm also realizing that I am an absolute *SLUT* for ham. And yet, I only eat it twice a year. I'm old but fabulous.

Fully deactivated Twitter, now i'm here full-time. Still little to post about, but I AM here! Obligatory gaming post: If I never see another moonwalking Wraith again, it'll be too soon.

Fair warning: I have no idea what to post half the time. Not a lot of interesting stuff happened to me, so I mostly just post jokes and games. If you have anything specific you want to see, let me know!

TFW i spend six hours leveling a Bounty Hunter, only to realize that I already had one at level 73 and have to go make a Sith Marauder instead. #SWTOR #Whoopsie #StillLookingGoodThough