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Bushwick??? More like this bush and dick

Yeahhhhhh

The way idgaf about Chelley and Ace like there is no chemistry between them everything feels like a stunt they are in a mutually beneficial relationship #LoveIslandUSA

Kim Goondashian

Oomf weiners have hit the skyline

Carl weezer

Anna Wintour DONEZO

You took my sadness out of context At the mariners apartment complex

Similar experience at a bar on the Upper East Side me and my friends decided to go out for a drink after being out for a picnic and they denied me getting in for my tank top but there were 5 guys in basketball jerseys inside

The way i haven’t gotten a like on hinge in months… clap if I should just die

Hi Zohran, can i call you diva? Now that we are on our way to Mayor (congrats btw major win) What’re we gonna do about this heat babe

Kinda need Jill from Dance Moms on a season of Traitors

George Bush Junior after George Bush Senior died:

Eatinggggg

Now wait a minute Mr. Lindsay Lohan’s Daddy

Charolettes Web:

Pretending to work

Shirt buttoned all the way to the top…

BRANDY AND MONICA GOING ON TOUR TOGETHER

They casted this season of love island with a dart board and their eyes closed #LoveIslandUSA

I’m coming out as a #TreHugger

The Tre of Life ikdr

Featuring my turkey club and chips

Gay pirates:

My choice on who should’ve went home last night on love island