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twocakesup.bsky.social
Pizza is the most important element of all (NBA, F1, jokes that make only me laugh)
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BREAKING: everything

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

If a ball hits that wall they will have to deploy a safety car to clean up the field

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I had a nightmare that fans ranked ‘Universal Sound’ as one of their least favorite Tyler Childers songs. Shameful. youtu.be/lhvpA46e0wk?...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Got this lovely mug from @berrakbiz.bsky.social Etsy store! Perfect for my smut loving friend who has a birthday today 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Me, petting my friends dog: he’s a sweet boyyyyyy My friends other dog: 👀

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

trying out a new strategy I'm calling "weaponized competence". I will complete tasks with such devastating skill that you burn with shame at the thought of ever asking me to perform it again. You will look at the way I loaded the dishwasher and apologize to me for being born.

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

I admittedly haven’t been to an ice hockey game in decades but I did not realize this could happen #nhl

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment