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Media Company: We had our best quarter in years!!! Media Company, 2 weeks later: We're laying off all of you. There's no way around it.

I know this is crazy but it sometimes feels like water takes longer to boil when you’re looking at it. Has anyone else ever felt this way?

Dr. Orna: 🤨🙂‍↕️

Authors love making their Latino characters only speak Spanish when the word is an English cognate… And then having them immediately repeat the word in English as an apology to the idiot reader who couldn’t piece it together.

Literally anyone could jump on TikTok like, “hey guys it’s me Hozier” and we’d just have to believe them.

nothing will bring you closer to an old college friend than a shared hatred of your mutual classmate's bad politics 😂

Is Jane Goodall the woman or the monkey?

I have the flu :(

“I will throw Shauhin completely under the bus. My favorite thing to do on Survivor is to just pick a person, don’t give them any heads up- run them over with a bus. Back up, run them over again. That’s just what I’ve been doing out here, and it’s fun.” 😈 #Survivor #Survivor48

I am once again asking you to wipe the lens of your phone cam just a lil bit before using it 🤙🏼

started posting my work to TikTok and already getting requests to show nose

That feeling when you’re reading a book that something gay is about to imminently happen.

The writerly urge to end every paragraph I write of stage direction with “does that make sense?”

Ok now that look I know

Holding a joint: “at last my right arm is complete again!”

Happy Mother’s Day to the skunk living under our house who’s raising her second annual litter of babies.

Carmel by-the-me

My DMs:

“Give em the old razzledazzle.”

the LA parrots iykyk

something weirds going on with the word “forceps”..?

same spot same sunset

Papa Americano 🎷🎷🎷🎷

On the 7th day god created an MLM

It was sunny in LA once

tell Jesus the bitch is back @tylermmercer

6 year late ready to talk about The Topeka School