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47, cismale exmo bi bear, creative designer righthanded leftist, dad x 4, worked in TV 🏳️‍🌈🐻📽🎶🎨🎮📚🏊‍♂️🩲🏋️🎢🌹
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All the girls at the party Look like Billy Barry Shakin’ that thing Like you never did see

Do dogs like tummy rubs just because that’s where their nipples are? 😬

Cool jazz isn’t.

Maybe it’s because I’ve just been struggling for so long but I truly don’t understand how any one can afford a place to live anymore…. let alone live comfortably.

full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around

Today I marched in my first Pride parade in front of 150,000 people in downtown Salt Lake City wearing a speedo leading about 50 members of my Bear chosen family. I’ll never forget it.

Happy Pride Month! Throw a brick! 🌈🧱

Just announced for Summer 2027! Bring Her Back 2: Back in Action

Days since having another nightmare about reenlisting to be a Mormon missionary again: 0

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now yoda: thanks dude

Shoutout to the guy at Kilby who was singing next to me in the crowd during Weezer. When they played the deep cut, “You Gave Your Love To Me Softly”, he pulled up Spotify to keep singing along. Honestly, it was a baller move.

I’ll t-t-take you to the Barbara Eden

What’s even the point of social media? Why are we even still doing this this?

So weird how news / social media think I should give two shits about a pope.

I found the Samhain skull in my waffle! 🤘🧇🤘

I had balance of $63 on my credit card I forgot to pay off over one billing cycle and it knocked my credit score down 126 points! Yeah! Such a cool system we have in this country!

The Studio on Apple+ is absolutely fantastic.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Go see SINNERS as soon as you can! (Preferably in a theater with great sound)

I’m sorry Gary, but you can always come live with me. I’ll treat you right.

I just deleted Twitter off my phone. Not a hard break, but a big step in the right direction..

I just realized if I were a character in a Stephen king book I’d be a villain because I’m fat AND queer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No Sundance in Gilead

I just listened to this song for the first time in 21 years and as expected, I’m a wreck now. 💔

Hello, I’m officially Mr Utah Bear!

Staying up all night to get lucky seems so daunting and unnecessary.

I’m running for Mr. Utah Bear this weekend & I’m raising money for the grizzly bear habitat at our local zoo (where I work) I want to strengthen relationships between our Utah Bear community & the general public. If you’d like to support me, go here! Thx! www.paypal.com/donate/?host...