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my favorite type of amazon review is "works great, but i beat it against a rock like the ape from 2001 and it broke - 3 stars"

artful staging, a dense literary screenplay, memorable performances, gut punch emotional impact... yup it's cinemaslop

jaques o'homo

the cars all look gender neutral now because of wokeness

The Lion posts his opinions on the computer

This was a super fun, very casual episode. It's nice to be able to talk about a tv show that's just generally well made and well written for once.

This was a super fun, very casual episode. It's nice to be able to talk about a tv show that's just generally well made and well written for once.

we need more hammocks in public spaces. we have a catastrophically unchill society, and it's leading to all kinds of mental problems

germans love isreal because it provides the perfect cover to be nazis again

I'd like to think a wealthy heiress might find my idiosyncratic mix of erudite intellect and working class coarseness refreshing and maybe vulvagically lubricative

under discussed phenomenon: how many attractive millennial women had an ayn rand phase in college. it was a real thing, man

they gave me a perma-ban on twitter

when wb reboots aquaman for the new dcu, the tagline should be "You will believe a man can swim"

the Cool economic history prof teaching class about the importance canals & river trade by whipping out the guitar and belting his home made Queen™ parody "Flat Bottomed Boats"

I've been streaming for like 3.5 years now and somehow I haven't gotten around to streaming any fan games or mods. So I'm gonna change that by streaming arguably the face of the modern doom wad scene. Eviternity 1 tonight at 7:30 eastern twitch.tv/anonkaiju

Honestly a good episode to get on the "giving us money" train for fr

Have you *seen* my creativity?

every single cybertruck owner is a Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor type guy. that's why they keep getting into ridiculous Scenarios

The Predator can literally buot perceive race... and I think that's beautiful

Barely successful podcaster seeks erudite, financially secure pervert for romance and companionship. Must enjoy watching playthroughs of turn of the millennium japanese horror games. 420 friendly.

hacking into the government autism database so i can use it as my new dating pool

Virus (1999) was pretty disappointing so I checked out the comic and it's also pretty underwhelming. What a waste of a premise/aesthetic. Can anyone recommend me some better unholy abomination of flesh and machine style horror?

she gave me a 'becomes possessed of that thing' t shirt but that thing was replaced by a heavily compressed jpg of her pussy

Going to the library every day when I know the Hot Librarian is running the counter and checking out books like The Kama Sutra in hopes of appealing to her sapiosexuality

Hoskins and Mirren had what they call “it” as a screen couple in The Long Good Friday

no way lol

the british elite are running their country into the ground and lashing out at trans people as a scapegoat for their complete ineptitude. they know something is deeply wrong but, unable to confront the problem, they latch onto some out group to beat up on

Mr. President, I've been to China. I've seen their lobbies, their waiting rooms, their construction sites and empty city foundations, their dead malls... Sir, if we don't act now they'll win the liminal space race by 2030.

stuck my head in the oven for so long I fell asleep. woke up with a horrible neck ache wondering why I still wasn't dead. apparently it doesn't work with electric ovens! fml

a politicians job is to talk to people in hard hats and high-viz vests, but never to wear one themselves despite being on dangerous jobsites all day. it's amazing that more of them aren't injured and killed... and maybe a little tragic

Wrote about why this boycott is happening now and why I think it will work.