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uhohoro.bsky.social
“keep it light, you bitch!”
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if Zohran wins, my company that crushes poor people into a delicious, heart-smart $40 dollar juice will be forced to LEAVE NEW YORK. If you love UrchMash(tm), you know what to do

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

one jarring thing about adulthood is hearing bands your parents disapproved of you listening to as a child being played at the grocery store.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i want it to always be the weekend, and i want bernie sanders to be president [genie with one airpod in who got the job because his dad owns the magic lamp factory] weekend at bernie’s president, got it

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Abbott dabs for pain management. Pass it on.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

me getting yet another reel from someone I haven’t had a conversation with in 10 years: wow kys

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not the genshin impact x happy lemon collab

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we love you god

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28 years later discourse in the group chat

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[clenched fist shaking] “No no daddy’s not upset hulu put beetlejuice 2 in the horror section”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

ur telling me it was easier to build a magnetic contraption hooked up to a car battery and insert it into a man’s chest than it was to just take the shrapnel out of tony stark

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

who tf is texass paul

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I’m the Alt USDA. Eating ass is now part of the food pyramid. Deal with it.

submitted 8 days ago • 34 comments

it’s me, a person with 2 brain cells who thinks Tucker Carlson is cool now that he dunked on Texas bad man

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I think the friction you’re sensing, mr manager, is that I don’t like capitalism and have zero enthusiasm to add my labor to this system of exploitation

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

submitted 12 days ago • 83 comments

11:23am beer feels naughty

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“professional protestors” implies someone is paying these people to protest and that can’t be true because otherwise wtf have I been doing with my life

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I hate to break it to you but if you’re against fascism than you’re antifa

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone has a divorce these days. Very easy to get, no seminar required

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

When someone invites you over and when you arrive they’re woefully unprepared for company??????

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

submitted 21 days ago • 69 comments

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

submitted 21 days ago • 105 comments

Oh I’m being too “emotional” about something I’m passionate about? Would you prefer I passionately beat your ass instead?

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

submitted 64 days ago • 163 comments

Asking my insecurities to explain their audacity

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The interns have arrived.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

my romantic history:

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

The kids in season 5 of Stranger Things

submitted 24 days ago • 23 comments

Bury me with a lint roller

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Me, setting money on fire: a lot of good data here, a lot to assess

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Nah cuz I thought Todd Chrisley was Tim Bagley

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

"jony ive" isn't enough letters to form a full adult name

submitted 30 days ago • 9 comments

Bro I fucking hate this country how yall do this every day is beyond me

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Joe Biden decided he wanted a 1-term presidency more than he wanted treatments/surgery that could have helped him live longer lol

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

To my ladies don’t forget sex is a transaction so make sure you be getting yours on the backend

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Axelrod: Joe Biden is the unluckiest luckiest man alive. man this is what you say about people who make deals with the devil

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

This man actually thought he’d be able to keep this a secret long enough to get reelected, and then drop this news >120 days into his second term

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

average comment section in 2025

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submitted 41 days ago • 38 comments

(53 year old white dude who's been here a month) we don't do that on bluesky

submitted 40 days ago • 23 comments

Going "sicko mode" (getting on linkedin on a friday night)

submitted 40 days ago • 28 comments

I love how Comey helped hand 2016 to Trump and every conservative wants him dead for it for some reason

submitted 40 days ago • 15 comments

Bro told Walmart to do a socialism lol

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments