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System BIOS Updater. Spirit Animal: Condescending Chinchilla

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submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

@iwriteok.bsky.social @socialistdogmom.bsky.social "Socrates of Venus" could either be a great metal and/or new agr band name.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I need to learn how to play the flame throwing guitar because we're just a couple years away from Immorten Trump #furyroad

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sure all the people who are soon to be targets, appreciate her fashion sense.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Should I feel used of all these pornbots follow me but never DM me?

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just going to bluesky this...

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

People nowadays are realizing work isn't as important as self health and family. But no one talks about the role the great movie, Carpool, plays in those peoples formative years.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Seems fitting.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

I say rightly so.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

The more shit that is happening in this world, the more I believe the simulation theory. We're weeks away from all getting in pools and having the ladders disappear.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Rudolph Who? Rudolph

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

And next they will write legislation to make Baseball the national past time. You know, in case anyone was confused.

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

"You evolved musically", more like, "Remember when your kids just kept requesting KPop in the vehicle?"

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

submitted 169 days ago • 369 comments

Not since the Utah Jazz, has there been a team more of an oxymoron than the Las Vegas Athletics

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.

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Excuse me officer, is it true that all cops are bastards?

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I like Black Friday's older stuff before they went mainstream.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

Waiting on my Black Friday email from Planned Parenthood

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

The collective noun for a group of clowns is an ‘ohfuckingfuck’.

submitted 174 days ago • 9 comments

The expression of disdain on my wife’s face when I tell her about my Bluesky jokes is absolutely priceless.

submitted 174 days ago • 2 comments

playing the thong song for the aliens from close encounters of the third kind

submitted 176 days ago • 12 comments

Sitting here listening to my daughter and nephew give their insights on the latest Wizards of Baking.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

Liquor helps coping with the fact that my whole family consists of "that one uncle"

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

some of my family members are taking home rightovers because leftovers are woke

submitted 175 days ago • 8 comments

i don't know i just don't think this internet thing is really going to catch on

submitted 175 days ago • 2 comments

I can't wait for tomorrow that's when The War on Christmas officially starts

submitted 175 days ago • 13 comments

"LOL! I'm not actually thankful for anything!" - Me at 12:01 a.m. on the day after Thanksgiving

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Turkey smoothies for breakfast!

submitted 174 days ago • 5 comments

puts turkey back into the attic

submitted 174 days ago • 10 comments

once spent 30 minutes methodically explaining to my parents that movies are not supposed to look like that.

submitted 177 days ago • 95 comments