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Lezzie McGuire outfit repeater | aspiring butch | she/they
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Would you believe me if I told you I burned 420 calories in 69 minutes

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“It doesn’t have to be perfect,” I tell myself before breaking my back to achieve perfection anyway

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I love the farmers market. Both for the tasty treats and the fact that serves as the city-wide lesbian headcount. Reporting for duty!!! 🙋

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Working hard (wiggling my mouse)

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Just sneezed so hard I think it altered my genetic makeup SOS

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I used the hose for the first time this season, and it sprayed out a bunch of pollen before water... it's over for me, I fear

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Life advice from my wife to yours: buy your butch flowers!!!! 🥰

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Developing seasonal allergies at 32?? Might as well!!

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Excuse me while I heal my inner middle schooler and have a Coldplay renaissance. Still stand by the first three albums 🤷

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Damn, it’s true, nobody wants to work* anymore!!! *wear a mask

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I will not infodump I will not infodump I will not infodump

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

It’s not a visit to my parents’ house without at least one argument over food safety!! They sure do love dancing with food poisoning!!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

A magical night at Red Rocks with Lucy Dacus and 9000 lesbians

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Have you seen this pussy?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

🎶ooh heaven is a place on earth🎶

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Drank a bunch of iced coffee before shit hit the fan at work I am INFINITE!!!!

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

How I felt in the gym last week vs how I feel in the gym this week (luteal)

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My favorite part of Sinners was the white-guilt-fueled round of applause at the end. It was like a Southwest Airlines flight landed in the theater that day. Very powerful stuff

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CJ forever!!!! 😭😭😭

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Video calls are wild like how can I be expected to participate when I’m staring at my own face like a monkey discovering its sense of self?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Spot the difference

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

“On the phone,” he says!! Smh!!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Obsessed with a cartoon character and showing no signs of recovery

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t speak French, but I was still listening like 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Okay but what if I don’t WANT to?

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It’s nice that after all these years, The Last of Us just keeps finding new and exciting ways to piss me off!!

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