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I'm here to raid your freezer and post art. Engineer, US EOD vet, artist, penguin panty raider - you must be 18+ to witness my shame. Frantic Bi Energy is found here. DM if you want, but I am very selective with responses. Certified Irishman 🇮🇪
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pent up birb hours

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I like having guests in the shower with me, but that gigantic centipede that fell out of the shower curtain was really fucking lucky that it was me it decided to fail at spying on.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I need someone to bite

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

I just realized that I'm going to have to learn to stop dancing naked in the hallway like some sort of cryptid before I move lest I traumatize whatever roomates I get. I may do it as a form of dominance over the spirits in the house, but the living aren't as easily intimidated. Tater is unaffected.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The only reason I should be up this early is to blow a certain person's back out you know who you are And maybe tell the neighbor I really like his dog and I have a MIGHTY NEED to pet them

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Awake, but at what cost

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

B isn't the type to pump and run, especially if you're as receptive as Sasha here- The bigger they get, more he's going to want to visit, even if they're spoken for... Wing it for @sashalafox.bsky.social color assist by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

B isn't the type to pump and run, especially if you're as receptive as Sasha here- The bigger they get, more he's going to want to visit, even if they're spoken for... Wing it for @sashalafox.bsky.social color assist by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Another commission done, expect a LOT of shork related shenanigans soon. Gotta find a nice shork mom or orca for the noodle boy sometime.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Garrett enjoys some hot tub fun with a certain bun~ Wing-it commission for an anon commissioner!

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Kobolds are fun, too~ More old but gold

submitted 115 days ago • 6 comments

dadbird horngry TvT

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Garrett enjoys some hot tub fun with a certain bun~ Wing-it commission for an anon commissioner!

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

daffodils stand for unequalled love :3

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Someone's getting a BIG egg soon

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

I am definitely going to start applying "Daddy Tax" for Garrett and a charge for "Didn't read the fucking TOS."

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

help I can't stop fuckin sneezing

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Right back to being a horny birb for the rest of the night

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I think of all the wild stuff I've drawn I have yet to draw pregnant wife cuckolding. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

I'm catching up now with stuff TvT Big thanks to those who have been helping me out thru donations, being patient, and generally being awesome. Also putting up with the stuff I draw cus it's gunnae get weird. or hot. Like cheating pregnant wife stuff. I take it back I love some of these prompts

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Damn, this year's been blazing by and still no egg TvT

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Typical morning routine for these two... Reminds me of another pair of twins I know. Completed wing-it for Hendak on FA!

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Typical morning routine for these two... Reminds me of another pair of twins I know. Completed wing-it for Hendak on FA!

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

[egg]

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Garrett enjoys a run-in Litha, a gal looking for something a bit more filling than what they're used to. She picked well with the big perv dadbird. Finished wing-it for @stormsparkad.bsky.social

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

Pent up bird hours

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Garrett enjoys a run-in Litha, a gal looking for something a bit more filling than what they're used to. She picked well with the big perv dadbird. Finished wing-it for @stormsparkad.bsky.social

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

Here we go again with another colored bit by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social this time of Newt getting 'inspired' with Raven! She belongs to @calafin.bsky.social

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Quality goat and birb plapping sketch colored by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social Tony (c) @tonythegoat.bsky.social At least Stamper asked nicely this time. He also named this file "THE GOTE DO BE FUCKIN'.clap"

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Here we go again with another colored bit by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social this time of Newt getting 'inspired' with Raven! She belongs to @calafin.bsky.social

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Quality goat and birb plapping sketch colored by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social Tony (c) @tonythegoat.bsky.social At least Stamper asked nicely this time. He also named this file "THE GOTE DO BE FUCKIN'.clap"

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Heyo, sorry for being slow on stuff lately. I haven't been feeling very well, and there's a lot on my mind besides that. I'm still hanging in there, tho!

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Usually I make a point to *never* look at art I've done in the past. I don't know why. But when I do I always think "How the FUCK did I manage to do this." Then I go outside and eat rocks for a bit.

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

Need to draw more milfguin at some point.

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

B and Susan take good care of their guests, especially the ones who are more sensitive to low temps... They keep their home near freezing cus, you know, penguins. Tony will be well taken care of with these two! Quick retaliation sketch for @tonythegoat.bsky.social as thanks for some giftart <3

submitted 31 days ago • 5 comments

two fellas, two very different approaches to chilly mornings ein dudel starring @underscore-b.bsky.social

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

I will now rub my phone on Taters' stupid face. The message presented shall be the word of Saint Tayers, ginger of his kind. Dgffghhs s dishhdhdhhcjcjccccccccccm kk He has spoken.

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

Not every day that Garrett meets another catbird that can match his cut... or girth. Even Soren is just as surprised. I wonder who won this one... Finished wing-it for Bruvelighe on FA

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments