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old man what the hell you gonna kill next old timer, who you gonna kill next
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The Ziggurat of Barad-dûr

submitted 3 hours ago • 34 comments

if you wanted to be reductive, you could say there's two types of aliens movies: "aliens are angels/god" (et, close encounters, the expanse) and "aliens are foreigners" (district 9, star trek, independence day). this is instantly proven false, however, by the existence of alien and attack the block

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

tried watching arrival (2016). checked out of it instantly when, 10 minutes in, the us army shows up at some random college prof's office to demand that she translate the language of space aliens because she had translated some "insurgent" videos for them previously

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

wish i had something good to listen to on a walk but i have grown weary to death of Pod's Casts

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

i feel like we should specify intentionally or not. anyway if it's the latter, walked down some stairs so quickly that i somehow tipped forward and fell all the way to the landing

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Bud screams as he is gotten.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

i am a perfect little creature with my kimchi noodle cup

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

well, at least our own tiktok fascist got 15% not 50%

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

you ever just make soup

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i used "door" to hurt my "finger" owowow

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

more like -- get this, get this, check this out.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

hate it when my augury reveals a gruesome fate

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

much rain lately... i never get tired of watching it

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i can't freakin focus

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

why do i sneeze like my grandma... i'm always going WAAHOOOHOOHOO and such

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

don't get it twisted -- liches are NOT skeletons! the boss is not your friend

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

if i hear "plot armor" one more time

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

water heater batteries are out and i have no money until next week fml

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment