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Executive order making it illegal to comment on the attendance at the birthday parade

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

submitted 8 days ago • 392 comments

oh will you be mad if anybody ruins your birthday party? do we all need to be nice to the little birthday boy? to the tiny toddler prince? should we clap when the cake comes out? should we put you in your special hat and let you pick your own balloon animal?

submitted 9 days ago • 23 comments

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

submitted 11 days ago • 899 comments

submitted 32 days ago • 39 comments

lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

submitted 27 days ago • 1218 comments

First statement from the new Pope!

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

This is a great new feature for this app actually

submitted 47 days ago • 49 comments

now this is hard hitting journalism

submitted 55 days ago • 190 comments

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

submitted 58 days ago • 142 comments

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

submitted 63 days ago • 8397 comments

Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO

submitted 63 days ago • 200 comments

Bring back proper games journalism.

submitted 71 days ago • 77 comments

This report should break something in all of us. 15,613 children. The first 27 pages of the report list children whose ages are 0. 26% were under the age of 5

submitted 84 days ago • 20 comments

Boy the “nothing new” scramble from folks on this is so disheartening. Everyone is so eager to prove how savvy they are, but they don’t even care that their actual message is “give up caring, nothing matters.”

submitted 84 days ago • 25 comments

“We are currently clean on OPSEC” I declare to my group chat as I disclose operational details of an in progress airstrike to a group chat on unsecured devices that includes a journalist. Just the absolute stupidest, lowest quality soldier imaginable.

submitted 85 days ago • 21 comments

Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

submitted 86 days ago • 50 comments

Me in the national security group chat:

submitted 87 days ago • 36 comments

Just accidentally texted Steve Harvey the plans for my invasion of France. I'd appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

submitted 87 days ago • 300 comments

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg

submitted 87 days ago • 94 comments

me: u up? bae: me: can’t stop thinking of last time i saw u bae: me: whats on ur mind bae: This is Jeffrey Goldberg, editor of The Atlantic.

submitted 87 days ago • 10 comments

“Well yes, Lemonade and Preacher’s Daughter are twins, but they’re fraternal.”

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I’m obsessed with Brandt’s Cormorants now after our trip to La Jolla. STUNNING eyes, just unbelievable! #wildbirds

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

you should know that when I like your posts I also whisper “I love you” and give your lil profile pic a tiny forehead kiss

submitted 92 days ago • 38 comments

oh this is a big mystery

submitted 94 days ago • 1208 comments

Saw some top-tier critters today.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

friendly reminder, it's completely free to go "that isn't for me. I don't get the appeal, but I'm going to keep that shit to myself and move along to enjoy stuff I enjoy instead of shitting on something that makes someone else happy"

submitted 97 days ago • 34 comments