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Wait so they gotta be kids in America and they don't get no Spaceman Spiffs?! No tyrannosaurus rexes in F14s?! No goddamn sled rides?!

I’m never going to leave my fucking house again.

If you stand under this tree, you can practically feel the vibrations of all of the honeybees hard at work. The sound is a little disconcerting, but it's so pretty.

The moment of when your fun little jokey joke piece of media stabs you in the heart and becomes the most insightful, tragic, devastating thing you've ever seen.

LOOK at this REF

AH. An excellent point to remind folks that cats are effectively blind within ~10" of their face, and can't focus their eyes on an object closer than that. Their close vision is *rubbish*, shadows and blurs, and relies on motion.

you know what, I’m impressed, we really did mostly do the right thing here and it doesn’t seem to have resulted in any sort of sustained harassment campaign because he just got blocked to oblivion great work, well done everyone

Cross-posting from the official Final Fantasy account on Twitter: This developer message from Yasumi Matsuno hits hard.

oh my GOD???? This bundle???? I own every game + supplement here already EXCEPT YEZEBAS and it's STILL worth the price. Also I wanna play Yezeba's so badly 🥺

will never not be just completely bonkers to me that we literally finally found a whole ass way to prevent a cancer and a bunch of people were like ewww gross it’s the v word. (PSA again: they’ve been steadily raising the eligibility age for all genders so you might be eligible if weren’t before)

When I first bought my phone a few years ago, I accidentally bought the wrong size screen cover for it and just went with it. The cover cracked and I finally replaced it and omg, it's so weird to have like, the whole screen covered??? Like, I can't fidget with the edges anymore? Whoa.

If this guy does run for president right now how I feel is that I want him to be successful if for no other reason than to shove it in the faces of all the moderates who think this is a nationally losing position

For the record, I am exactly the same way. I never use caps-lock. If you use caps-lock, you don't really mean it. PINKY FINGER SHIFT is the only way you can know I'm FUCKING SERIOUS.

This is a good example of the law being fake and meaningless.

Live to see them fucking die

Wishing everyone at Origins a delightful time!!! I wish I was there with you!!! (I was supposed to be, but alas, I don't want to give you whatever the fuck I have right now.) Hydrate! Eat vegetables! Have fun! Play games! Be well! Love!!!

I watched Road to Perdition for the podcast last night, and when I sat down at my computer this morning, I thought, SHIT. I need to watch Road to Perdition. If you're wondering how memorable that movie is.

Realizing how isolated some of my circles are, bc I truly expected this to be 90% Hannibal and Carmy. With maybe a sprinkling of Liv from iZombie and Owen from Bly Manor.

this is just evil

“I have two AI girlfriends” nah bro you’re jerking it to Clippy 2.0