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millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

submitted 86 days ago • 244 comments

"We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes." No, you're not. You just don't employ enough people to answer the normal call volume and the robot you tried to replace them with doesn't work.

submitted 94 days ago • 6 comments

You occasional reminder that here, unlike the Bad Place, the ethos calls for instantly blocking trolls, never engaging, arguing, or dunking. If it makes you feel any better, you can shout THIS! IS! BLUEEESKYYYY! like Gerard Butler in a loincloth while doing it.

submitted 94 days ago • 53 comments

This warm weather we're having is doing wonders for my mental health

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submitted 95 days ago • 58 comments

Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station

submitted 97 days ago • 181 comments

and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting

submitted 99 days ago • 230 comments

#Sciencesky #medsky #pharmsky #academicsky

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

He’s just the best ❤️

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been feverish for 24 hours I better be so skinny when this is over

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t stop staring at this tweet. It’s like the Mona Lisa.

submitted 108 days ago • 254 comments

We are very proud to announce that Naia, our 18-year old black-footed cat, is now the oldest of her kind in the United States, and quite possibly the oldest in the world! She is now 6 months shy of being the oldest recorded BFC in history, so here's to good health and more happy birthdays to come!

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

They’re friends 😭

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Dan Bongino blocked me on Twitter because I made a fake news article about his wife leaving him for a member of the Blue Man Group.

submitted 110 days ago • 28 comments

Me rolling into Bio 11 to take a test with a migraine ✌️

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Attention birdwatchers! - When you see a rare bird that’s far off its course just know you are looking at the dumbest individual from that species

submitted 112 days ago • 166 comments

When you're singing to yourself and someone catches you mid high note.

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.

submitted 113 days ago • 274 comments

I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding

submitted 112 days ago • 91 comments

SNL50 is basically just an all stars episode with a million callbacks and cameos for fan service. It kinda rules.

submitted 115 days ago • 59 comments

A movie you’ve watched more than 6 times

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Last year, I was lost. I had no reason to get up in the morning. Every day was the same. I cried on my way to see my doctor about increasing my anti-depressant. This year I have a job I love and I’m making friends and going back to school and life is exciting again. I worked so hard to get here.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard. ➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025⁠

submitted 164 days ago • 181 comments

In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.

submitted 141 days ago • 175 comments

just opened up a fortune cookie and found an advertisement inside. the fortune on the other side was a brand message. I know fortune cookies are a fake american invention and w/e but I’m so serious when I say that the guy who had the idea to monetize a moment of whimsy like this needs to be shot.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments