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Stand-up, podcasts, marketing, comic books, video games, tattoos, 400 social media accounts. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 I’m here to talk about video games and comics and make the worst jokes. Hopefully you’ll catch me doing #s 1 and 2.
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This is exactly why I do this gag endlessly. The internet makes us want to correct everyone all the time, without context, without awareness, and without curiosity. It’s a bad habit, we all do it. It’s not about accuracy, it is about shutting people down, even experts in their field.

I’ve never wanted something so badly so fast.

'Tetris' was released on the Game Boy 36 years ago today in Japan.

“Fuck the people who try to make you scared.” Tag yourself. (I'm Micheal Ward.)

Fingers crossed for Glenn Powell…

Twilight Town Residence 'Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door' Gamecube

Can I play the Oblivion remake if I never finished my 2nd, 4th, and 8th Skyrim playthroughs?

Take that, young people. Now, where are my pills…

“yogurt-adjacent” is a term I’m gonna think about for a long time…

I’ve spent more time thinking about the business hours of Nook’s Cranny more than any real-life business.

Bethesda has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and rope-a-dope the remastered Oblivion with the umpteenth Skyrim re-release.

Weird way to say “best of the franchise”

The type of shit I'm on you wouldn't understand

Just in time for me to be terrible at OoE…

Rise and Grind, fam.

I’ve made a point to visit some “classics” I’ve missed over the years. This month, that means Mass Effect 3 and Pokemon: Ruby.

if you see this post a robot

I have a new TMNT Buddy: Splinter!! Here he is with his sons, Raph and Leo

Catching up on comics. Daredevil finds direction with #17. Immortal Thor sets the tone with #19 TMNT/Naruto fills in the blanks with #2 All worth a look.

Pictures you can hear

Happy birthday, Chocobo.

Artists out of work due to AI? You know what to do…

🌱 gamer since: 5 🌱 first system: NES 🌱 last: Steamdeck 🌱 main: Switch, Steamdeck, Analogue Pocket 🌱 fav dev: Nintendo, Sega, Capcom 🌱 fav games: Link to the Past, Fantasy Zone, Street Fighter Alpha 3, Castlevania 🌱 fav franchise: Legend of Zelda, Street Fighter

If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles

So, Timmy and Tommy will buy weeds, sticks, trees, and fruit, but a fake sculpture is a no go? Animal Capitalism kinda sucks.

Choose 20 screenshots from games that left an impression on you. No explanation. Title only. Day 20 - Animal Crossing: New Horizon

Choose 20 screenshots from games that left an impression on you. No explanation. Title only. Day 19 - Final Fantasy VII

Choose 20 screenshots from games that left an impression on you. No explanation. Title only. Day 18 - Intelligent Qube

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

Choose 20 screenshots from games that left an impression on you. No explanation. Title only. Day 17 - Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island

Make America Snowboard Again

Choose 20 screenshots from games that left an impression on you. No explanation. Title only. Day 16 - Limbo

Choose 20 screenshots from games that left an impression on you. No explanation. Title only. Day 15 - Mario Kart Double Dash

I love the Game Gear! That is all!

Choose 20 screenshots from games that left an impression on you. No explanation. Title only. Day 14 - Mega Man 2