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utterlyjake.bsky.social
An autistic Goofball (PhD) & a ticking timebomb of sheer nuke-tier anxiety. I write quirky animated scripts and stuff that's rather a bit weird. Like my stories, I'm a work in progress.
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Listen, some of you need to grow up and accept that it's not Cotton Eye Joe's fault you aren't married yet.

some paper mario doodles

Now this, *this* is awesome. 🤩

Have some expenses coming up so if you’re able to help out by either ordering a commission or joining my Patreon, I’d appreciate it. Shares are appreciated as well!

#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli #Peridot

Fuck AI

*Simpsons Trivia #731* Guy Incognito was voiced by Dan Castellaneta, who was also the voice of father character Homer

Call out for writers with lived experience of homelessness or poverty to submit monologues for a new anthology to highlight the complexity of the experiences of homelessness and poverty – struggles, resilience, hope, humour. Please share :) mtos.cardboardcitizens.org.uk/anthology/

im so hooked on these silly little men its insane actually #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi

✨ @jupiter9099.bsky.social

Them: Autism is way overdiagnosed and everyone's saying they're autistic now because it's "in" 😒 Me: No. People are finally discovering their very real MISSED diagnoses because better information about autism is being shared in accessible ways.

You will never have to make a mummy sign an NDA. They're the best at keeping things under wraps.

💕💚 As the June 1st pre-order launch approaches, it is time for merch reveals! 💚💕 A pair of lovely acrylic keychains by artist @olivashko.bsky.social ✨

*Fortnite dances onto the bandwagon*

kermies #art

Pitch a movie (or show) in 4 images: A sapphic romance between a human and an alien set in an alternate retrofuturistic, 1960s-inspired universe. Comedy is very subversive, wacky, and absurdist, and the series will have an underlying storyline. Tracey Wigfield please be my co-writer 🙏🥺

It's time to WIP it, #Scriptsky! 🌟 (And don't forget your alt text 😉)

If you HAVE to OFFICIALLY watch a show about kids learning to harness their magical powers owned by Warner Bros., hop on over to the Cartoon Network app (no subscription required) to check out a beautifully delightful one from a female creator who actually deserves your respect.

but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine

monsters from dreams

Commission for @capngekko.bsky.social Thank you! #oc

Love him 🏳️‍⚧️ metro.co.uk/2025/05/27/s...

repost with your first crush

Morning Warm-Up: Condiment Combat

NEW COMIC: Next Gen

tfw you're writing a Micro Machines movie script just for fun & outta love for the series, and you come up with like THE perfect one-liner for the bathtub race. 🤭

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🎮Steam demo has been updated with new content! New unlockable vehicle (a fast one...) and a new biome "Neo Tokyo" 🚦 (including 3 tracks!) on which to break world records in Time Attack! 🥇 Play here 👉 store.steampowered.com/app/1931860/... #octarace #indiedev @pixelheart-eu.bsky.social

Commissions are still available with eight slots currently open! If you want to help support my work, you can request one via email, DM, or by filling out my Google Form link. Reposts and shares are also appreciated!