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Taking Photos & Writing Words Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios My photos & words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji 📍Pacific Wonderland [he/him]
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[website makes barely detectable design change] ME, hands trembling: SOMETHING IS WRONG

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

I’ll only relate to a superhero that fights crime from bed.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Every time I say “no worries if not” a small part of me evaporates into the ceiling ✨

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

i need an epipen filled with gravy

submitted 12 hours ago • 8 comments

No outside mayonnaise at the burger cart.

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

One of the great joys in life is telling someone to eat shit

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

orgasm! at the bakery

submitted 19 hours ago • 17 comments

think i could probably build Rome in a day, using modern technology. those guys didn't even have a truck

submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

When you reply to a non-political post to make it about Trump or Musk, you are letting the terrorists win.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

i am not my bad days 🥣🩵🫐 ( blue version )

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Watching this to try and cover the day’s doldrums. Sometimes it helps, sometimes it doesn’t. However, it’s always entertaining.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Empathy is a strength, not a weakness.

submitted 17 hours ago • 27 comments

Good morning to everyone except people with podcasts

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I am a corn dog trapped in a man's body

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

How long should you wait before you say ‘I love you’ to your therapist

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

i am not a hoarder i am just forgetful — me to the 14 glasses of water on the nightstand

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

quiet quitting being sentient

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

My car has an engine leak. Oilers in 6

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Giving this new one a spin today while running around town. 🎧🎶 #headphoneescapes

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If you were a villain, who would you be?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm not crying I just need to put my eyes in rice

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Snaps from weekend strolls, and a proof of life pic, kind of. 📸: Portland, Oregon and vicinity

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i have one leg that bounces and another that just lets anyone and everyone into the club

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Blackbirds scampering around the bushes looking guilty af is my jam.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Breaking up with my full size oven because the toaster oven doesn't yell at me for opening the door to add nuggets.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

cured my insomnia by moving my bedtime to 5am

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Ranch stain on a shirt is the midwest scarlet letter

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

we used to be a proper country

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

skateboard riding corgi does a kickflip straight into your heart

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Have a solid Friday, gems. Enjoy your time when you can, and take care of yourselves out there. 📸: Portland, Oregon

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I dunno I just think that maybe it would be fun if we filled pinatas with potato salad once in a while

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

- the transience of the moment -

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

three days left to preorder a shirt or sweater and then this one is gone !!!! forever ! 50% of the proceeds will go to stand up to cancer 🫶 (thank you i love you)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

me trying to force myself awake while i’m having The Bad Dreams

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

April showers brought May flowers, and also more showers. I’ll take the overcast days in between leading up to summer, I used to take them for granted. Take care out there. 📸: Portland, Oregon

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

You guys did great today. Go ahead and take tomorrow off. You've earned it.

submitted 7 days ago • 15 comments