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@valerapythera.bsky.social Does a Magic Trick Involving 6 Cheer Leaders

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

when i saw chappell roan for the first time i thought philomena cunk started serving cunt

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

where the fuck is the so called "conservative work ethic" when it takes you losers a week to ship my ammo my god

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

how does this keep happening :(

submitted 78 days ago • 6 comments

making vore ASMR but you taste really yucky so it's just 20 minutes of retching

submitted 79 days ago • 4 comments

More fat girl practice courtesy of @valerapythera.bsky.social

submitted 87 days ago • 2 comments

@kronguss.bsky.social may or may not have wanted reference pics for a piece of art, and it wouldn't be the FIRST time I've modeled anyway, so..... I guess enjoy this piggy-version of IRL me in advance of International Pig Day! :3c

submitted 107 days ago • 2 comments

@kronguss.bsky.social may or may not have wanted reference pics for a piece of art, and it wouldn't be the FIRST time I've modeled anyway, so..... I guess enjoy this piggy-version of IRL me in advance of International Pig Day! :3c

submitted 107 days ago • 2 comments

Happy new year of the snake everyone 🐍🎉 @valerapythera.bsky.social I hope you’ll see your favorite snakes get well fed this year and if anyone is looking for commissions I’m open and looking 👀

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

so honored to have won the coveted anti woke game awards best racing game category. as a trans woman, its so comforting to see them prioritize diversity, equality and inclusion 😍🥳 to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl

submitted 119 days ago • 199 comments

THEY JUST KEEP INVADING MY PRIVACY!!!!!! LET A LIZARD DO YOGA IN PEACE!!!!!

submitted 176 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 140 days ago • 6 comments

so hard being a big fat crocodile bitch in the shower with no serfs to scrub my scales 😔

submitted 146 days ago • 4 comments

bringing your gigantic reptile mommy gf to meet your parents and she INSISTS on wearing the booty shorts that say 'abandon hope all ye who enter here'

submitted 148 days ago • 2 comments

CW: Vore Super cute sketch from a bit ago from @/ManiacalFork.... Can't get over the feeling of someone going from full person to gut slop in just a few minutes ^w^

submitted 153 days ago • 4 comments

whoa i just realized bluesky hasn't gotten to see my ass yet anyway here's 2 of my favorite pics of my big fat lizard ass (thanks and R.I.P. to everyone who contributed to it)

submitted 160 days ago • 12 comments

my belly? pokeable. my ass? grabbable. my face? smoochable. my horns? yankable. my tail? smackable. the blunt? smokable.

submitted 148 days ago • 4 comments

I've learned far too many people don't know the blessing of the Valligator come to my swamp and bring costco rotisserie chickens (or particularly tasty friends)

submitted 150 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 140 days ago • 6 comments

My New Year's resolution is to eat WAY more people than last year.

submitted 144 days ago • 2 comments

if anyone asks what tekken is just show them this image

submitted 145 days ago • 1 comment

the end of my 2024 is now going to be marked by me, incredulously scrolling through @wet.getgianni.com's feed, seeing the sheer mass of sorlag from quake porn. is this what they meant when they said "absolute power corrupts absolutely"

submitted 145 days ago • 2 comments

Nothing says the holidays like being completely and utterly cut off from a new friend... :< At least weed and alcohol are here for me, and they can never leave!! (cute art by @grindagoat.bsky.social)

submitted 145 days ago • 2 comments

dude i'm SO ready to sue for false advertising

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

See a butt. Post a butt :3c 🐍🍑

submitted 146 days ago • 5 comments

See a butt. Post a butt :3c 🐍🍑

submitted 146 days ago • 5 comments

so hard being a big fat crocodile bitch in the shower with no serfs to scrub my scales 😔

submitted 146 days ago • 4 comments

me sitting patiently whilst being hit by like 5 different kinds of brainrots

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

bringing your gigantic reptile mommy gf to meet your parents and she INSISTS on wearing the booty shorts that say 'abandon hope all ye who enter here'

submitted 148 days ago • 2 comments

THEY CAN'T SEE THE FUCKIN CAPTION BITCH

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

HAPPY SNOWFLAKE DAY EVERYOOOOOOOONE :DDDDDD remember to ask Snowflake Jake for spices upon spices when he breaks into your house! (unless you're joan of arc)

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

every single person who sees this post is haunted by the dangerously stupid val snake for the rest of their days unless they say 'spare me, mindless beast'

submitted 155 days ago • 6 comments