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valeriehalla.dicot.moe
🌱 Writer, cartoonist, and composer for CURSE/KISS/CUTE 🍀 Jackrabbit-of-all-trades artist-type with computer inclusions 🌿 Queer, trans 🥦 She? He? 🐍 Sometimes NSFW https://www.dicot.moe/ 🎨 Art tag: #valeriehallart
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when i was a kid i didn’t understand the grammar of the stock phrase “i kid you not” so i assumed it was like “long time no see” and meant “i (am the) kid, you (are) not” and was basically a way for adults to show humble deference to my awesome powers

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lord!! i never saw season 2 the first time around because i heard it got cancelled. i never knew they actually finished it with a 2½-hour finale. i finally watched all of it and i gotta say: that fuckin owned. also: lmfao. You’ll Never Guess What The Final Shot In The Whole Series Is :-)...

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

whenever some new anti-porn legislation is in the news, there is always a certain type of wretch in the comments going, “who cares? i’ll just get my porn thru a VPN.” hacker boy, this isn’t about your right to jerk it. this is about my right to draw what i want to draw in a supposedly free country.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

some people say "get it twisted" to mean "get it straight (i.e. untwisted)". i enjoy this greatly. the listener can use context clues to figure out which way to twist it

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

the girl who only has guy friends #comics #gender it's #MANmonday

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

is there like a free graphical multiband compressor vst out there... i love maximus but it is glued to fl studio so i can't use it outside of fl studio and i frequently want to compress stuff outside of fl studio in like a live setting now

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

god. sense8 really said fujo rights

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

there was a black-throated gray warbler outside but you'll have to take my word for it...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

a lot of people pluralize "finger" as "fingies" but it's actually perfectly acceptable in english to use the standard plural form "finguses"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

sure other countries have stuff like Healthcare and Proportional representation. but do they have cornbread

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

video game drm used to be respectable. used to be if you played a pirated game maybe they'd prank you by unleashing an unkillable scorpion mutant or something. now it's just some always-online background process that eats half your cpu for lunch. no sense of honour

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

W E L C O M E T O Y O U R N E W H O M E F R E A K

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

here we’ll go!!! www.twitch.tv/valeriehalla

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

leafhoppers it's cyber elf friday. leafhoppers it's cyber elf friday. i will stream more rockman zero at 2 pm pst / 5 pm est ok?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

three girls kissing each other, but one of the boys is a girl

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

consider three girls kissing each other

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

tiniest bird you ever saw hopping amongst rose bushes and sayin some shit like piyo

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

streaming has been such a fun hobby to pick up...! i think it's fun for me precisely because it doesn't feel like it comes naturally. i'm not normally a chatty cathy and i have zero experience public speaking or hosting etc, so i really have to put on my labcoat and tweezers and Figure It Out

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

of course students are all using ai. if you have a broad enough base of knowledge to know that ai makes shit up 100% of the time, then you don't use ai. if you don't have that knowledge, then you can't tell, so you use it. it's a fake tool that exclusively attracts those who should use it the least

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

leafhoppers

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

wow turns out the real reason you gotta set up a "now playing" widget is so you can tell what song was playing that got your VOD muted because twitch seems to just not be capable of giving you that information

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Doin' It ! www.twitch.tv/valeriehalla

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

art stream.... at 4 pm pst

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Anime: Top wo Nerae 2! Diebuster Style: Opening Track: Groovin' Magic Artist: ROUND TABLE feat. Nino Year: 2004 Studio: Gainax #Anime #Animesky #AnimeThemes #AnimeOpening #AnimeOP #TopwoNerae #TopwoNerae2! #Gunbuster #Diebuster #NSFW

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

thing about clip studio is that when it exports a PNG you better buckle in because it's optimizing that shit tighter than pngcrush whether you like it or not

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

almost got ran off the freakin road today. and who do you think's to blame? yuuuuup: guy in a car!!! it's high time we banned these things from the roads. they are simply too dangerous

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

the curse of the CRT television is that what a magnet does to those things looks so cool and interesting and you must never ever do it. to a child of the time it was that era's tide pods

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

now sup the undistracted bears upon my tender flesh; girl's garden.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

"im doign it " www.twitch.tv/valeriehalla

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

folks today i am liable to commit an act of late-afternoon gaming on the streaming service twitch dot television. i'm letting you know now

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

just learned about simulacra and simulation. thinking that this explains some of the boobs i have been seeing around here lately

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

leeks: "it's as though a green onion was so large".™

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments