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Bright-red balloons attached to the handlebars of a white “ghost bike” memorial Friday marked the one-year anniversary of a cycling enthusiast’s horrifying high-speed hit-and-run death on Wellington Crescent.

[whispering to myself]: there isn't really even anything out for the Switch 2. you don't need it. you dont have the money. my friend: what was that? me: how much do you think I could sell my arm hair for??

Janice Lukes’s Public Works Committee agenda for next week dropped today. They’re delaying Wellington Cres bike lane pilot by ANOTHER 30 days.

Finishing up my second sketchbook which considering I've never completed one until last year, is p cool!

gonna grow my hair long and make my wrestling debut as Jesus "The Christ" of Nazareth

The MEG3N people really dropped the ball. Instead of MEG3N 2.0 it should have been called MEG2N (Muh-too-gehn)

@torontocomics.bsky.social will also mark the release of my first Final Fantasy Zine! All art inspired by ff6 which was my first ff I ever played last year! Super fun little side project. Printed at home in true zine fashion. Would love to do more of these for each game as I’ve since played ff7.

Please do not spoil the ending of the new Mario Kart I am planning following the "romance your kart" route with the Penguin and I'd rather that be a personal moment of discovery for me

The first fifteen minutes of 'Phantoms' (1998) is such a fun schlocky jumpscare romp, and then the cops show up and it turns into a slog. One of them does get their face ripped off though so that's nice

One of the best things about older pixel Mario portraits is this look he gives. It's simultaneously ominous, wholesome, suspicious and a little horny?

A very kind person complimented "my art" and I attempted to tell them it's just doodles and they're neat because I'm inspired by cool artists, but instead what came out was "muhhyphhtbhank youuuu"

Broke : oUr gAmE iS nOt PoLiTiCaL BASED MATSUNO: WRITERS WHO USE SUBTEXT ARE COWARDS!!!! ALSO, FUCK CAPITALISM

OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT

Nintendo Swotch *I exhale, having completed the perfect post, lean back and crack my fingers. They snap in half and I fall back out of my chair, out the window, landing in the dumpster*

the son he always wanted

Prototype dumping stream starts now! Get in, we're doing ROM archaeology live

loose freehand inks

new sketchbook new markerzzz

An ass that won't quit? No. My ass understands its worth. It is an ass that will not stand to unfair working conditions. It is a union ass.

Reminder: Murderbot is an it, not a him. It is very clear on this point multiple times through the books and the show is following that

me [lookin' at all the unplayed/ unfinished games I have]: I should play Chrono Cross again

Final Fantasy X came out about 24 years ago but Tidus' laugh echoes through my nightmares as if it 'twere yesterday

Dr. Doom New 4x6 print in the store: bensears.bigcartel.com/product/dr-d...

"the bad boy of literature is back" could be referring to a seemingly endless list of abusers, scumlords, plagiarists and general weenies but this time it's a largely forgotten doofus that told an AI "write a book in the style of a doofus (me)" Journalism babaaaaaaaaaaAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

new sketchbook new markerzzz

I was going to say the lack of gripping anxiety to monetize your hobbies and become a "success" before your mid-twenties otherwise you are an unforgivable failure but hey, we had that shit too! so uh, those weird fruit roll ups that had temporary candy tattoos you could put on your tongue?

In many ways, Donald Duck is Mickey Mouse's Vegeta