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Trans Queer Jewish Disabled Punk Butch Dyke. he/they. Founder, NerdyKeppie. Makes art, writes, tries to fix shit. Over 40. Hire me for words or art.
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This is such a “fuck you eat shit you can’t jail us all” to Orban

I will explain why I think fashion brands should speak up, even if they have profited off the work of undocumented immigrants. 🧵

I wrote something for Mr. Porter about how to pack for a stylish summer holiday! This is for an international audience, so it doesn't include tips like "carry a burner phone if you've ever made a joke about JD Vance." www.mrporter.com/en-gb/journa...

I will pay Cypress Hill to do Finnegans Hill

Is this hard mode though?

Jewish safety should not be the reason that anyone cares about Islamophobia but FTR, some of us Jews look like what people expect a Muslim to look like and whenever you make shit unsafe for Muslims, you are making things unsafe for Jews, but I know Jews of color aren't ppl to you so whatever I guess

hi, cis folks! the GOP put the all-ages trans medicaid ban back in the budget, despite it being struck. they did it to force dems to challenge it on the floor. if you've been paying attention, you know dems need to hear you want them to actually stand up to the GOP. contact info at reps.fyi 🧵

Scene: my wife is laying on her stomach on the hotel bed. Me, shuffling past exhaustedly: 🎵your butt... is a very very fine butt With 2 halves and a crack It's just below your back It's there for you to sit on Yes, it's true🎵 Wife: 🙄 yes, dear.

We've got 10 days left on a vampire game that mixes #OSR #ttrpg elements with narrative #storygame mechanics to produce a #vampire game about the importance of trust and the horror of loss. www.kickstarter.com/projects/hig...

Malicious compliance: Make parents proactively figure out which lessons are "offensive" and then make them pick up their kids from school during those lessons.

genuinely feel like if Trump had focused solely on stuff like abortion and the LGBTQs he would have had the US bishops in his pocket just like before, but cutting off funding to Catholic Charities for their (broadly popular throughout the church) immigrant and refugee work really pissed people off

Today I think of the brave, beautiful people in Budapest marching for queer rights. This is not about Hungary, this is about a horrible tendency that is spreading.

Time to call @wyden.senate.gov and tell him to sic the Parliamentarian on this shit again.

Posting silly things & shitposting in the midst of generally bad news bc I don’t feel like I have anything useful or productive to say about the bad news at the moment

Not my circus, not my tiny car full of brightly dressed clowns that just keep coming and coming and coming and there's a pink poodle on its hind legs and streamers of fake fire and so many polka dots and a tiny fire engine and none of this is mine but how am I even supposed to get anything done?

Careless Whisper, if only because a guy at my old job tried to use it to flirt with a (very not interested) woman co-worker. Yes. He tried to use the *gay breakup song* to pick up a straight woman.

and frankly we don’t need more listicles of “5 trans books to read this season.” trans novelists, essayists, and poets are operating in a near-total blackout of serious criticism that is part and parcel with our relegation to pitiable charity case status

I keep getting people suggesting it’s mean to dress him up. Folks, if a cat does not want to wear a thing—you will not be able to make them. Darwin wore onesies as a tiny kitten because temp regulation issue; as a result he enjoys the sensation and even brings me outfits from his toy box. It’s OKAY.

San Francisco’s Pride Weekend kicked off with the annual Trans March from Dolores Park to Civic Center.

Fight Club is having a 25th anniversary which is nice, it’s good straight guys got a movie about Gay BDSM

Nothing ruined me emotionally today like finding out that Gilbert Hortmann has an honor guard of two goldens from the service dog program he failed out of. 😭

Scene: my wife is laying on her stomach on the hotel bed. Me, shuffling past exhaustedly: 🎵your butt... is a very very fine butt With 2 halves and a crack It's just below your back It's there for you to sit on Yes, it's true🎵 Wife: 🙄 yes, dear.

im kind of living for how hideochious lauren sanchez’s wedding outfits are like this is what $35 mil got you? ek

Chris Cuomo putting on an shirt that says "Angry" on it to yell at AOC due to his abuser bro losing a primary after he doomed his mainstream career at CNN due to his parasitic relationship with his brother's tenure in Albany says all you need to know about this dumpster fire of a political dynastry.

Nothing ruined me emotionally today like finding out that Gilbert Hortmann has an honor guard of two goldens from the service dog program he failed out of. 😭

hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot

I usually announce, "[city name], I am in you!" when I visit a place, but that's a little different when I'm visiting Eugene...

Per SCOTUS Injunction & Birthright Citizenship Ruling, there are 22 states grandfathered to file against the Birthright citizenship EO. They are AZ CA CO CN DE HA IL ME MD MA MI MN NV NJ NM NY NC OR RI VT WA WI

This is a lie (as usual). While I disagree with the decision, IT LEAVES THE INJUNCTIONS OF THE BIRTHRIGHT EO IN PLACE, just narrows them to the plaintiffs. And it does not limit nationwide class actions, which will be filed to achieve the identical outcomes. The EO remains unconstitutional.

If I opened up "pay what you want/are able" editing services, how many of you would be down for that? There would be a waiting list since I'm just one guy, but I like helping people get their writing out there.

At the risk of getting yelled at, this is part of why I keep saying blue state NIMBYism is a travesty for democracy. When we make it so that low-income immigrants, LGBTQ people and pregnant people can't afford to live where they want, think about what they end up being subject to.

The United States Supreme Court: Come for the corruption, stay for the human trafficking.

He didn't 'obliterate' anything in Iran.

Update: SCOTUS allows folks born in the United States to undocumented parents to be treated as non-citizens unless they bring an action and get an injunction that is specifically as to them while the courts determine whether or not Trump can - by executive order - abrogate birthright citizenship.

This is so true. 99% of book bans have the intended effect: you never hear about those books again. The 1% of banned books that become infamous bestsellers elsewhere are not the norm.

And SCOTUS just gave them the green light to make decisions just like this.