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Hoping Tatum is ok. Want the #Knicks to beat Boston at full strength.

#knicks in 4

1 down #knicks

if u see this post your getaway vehicle

Mr. Clutch. #knicks

Glad Shedeur Sanders was recognized as the colossal nepobaby that he is. So many other people more worthy of a pick. Sometimes the universe plays fair.

Not enough sexy bots are following me. Need to change this.

Living in Nashville vs NYC has pros & cons, but one thing in favor is the ability to just walk into a drugstore & buy mouthwash without having to request unlocking of a bullet-proof case to get to the thing.

Never thought I'd see this.

What. A. Fucking. Idiot. 😂😂 Ohio State might be cursed now 😂😂

Pretty simple rule of thumb when wondering why the Trump administration does anything is to ask two questions: 1) is it racist? Or 2) are they stupid? Tends to cover most Trump administration stuff.

Looking to extend my Egyptian visa. Not wanting to leave this paradise for the shitshow back home.

I did some figuring, and we only need nine more Luigi’s to straighten this mess out.

Given the hot garbage that is #Siri, I hope #Apple cans what they have and starts from scratch.

Generational fumble

POSSUM-MAN: The signal is lit. My city needs me

Next time I'll have to be more social: "It's my birthday!" "Well happy birthday! M-self, I had a FABULOUS bowel movement this mawnin..."

In NYC, this is a total throw-down moment. A preface to being robbed and/or assaulted. Literally nobody would say this to a random person on an elevator. So in my best Tennessee accent I say: "Well Goddamn son, happy birthday!!" He said thanks and wished me a pleasant day when I got off on 14.

Was in the elevator just now heading up to my floor. Delivery guy got on 6 wanting to go down even though I was going up. In NYC, this is a high-alert moment because of bump-n-runs. So dude gets on and says, "How's your day going?" I replied, "Good, how are you?" He says: "It's my birthday!"

Still trying to get the hang of social mores in Nashville.

Friends of mine were out of town when the fire took their home. Their cats are still missing. They're aware of the resources, but obviously everyone is overwhelmed. Please keep an eye out for Scout (female tortoiseshell) & Moxie (female orange tabby), last seen in Altadena before the fire. Thanks.

"Alien Tape" is hot garbage. Nothing I've ever used it with has worked for more than a day. I've tried all purported surfaces it supports. Results aren't mixed--it fails. Every. Time. What does work? Gaffer's tape. A good roll of gaffer tape can save the world. Ugly, but rock solid.

Sweet Jebus, why does everything I do require a survey or review?! Honestly, you really don't want to hear from me. Hearing from me means I'm super annoyed. Me being super annoyed is a bad day for your business. We need a global flag for this shit.

Love how Zuck calls out #Apple for lack of innovation when ALL of his wealth is directly attributable to intro of the #iPhone. I could say this to thousands of companies who now bitch about Dev fees and such. I lived and developed during the early days, so = truth.

Bitch all you want about how Meta, Google, etc are assholes complicit in the fall of Democracy or whatever, just remember the simple fact: if it's free, YOU'RE the product. Just don't use their services.

Meta does not put the public good first. It is a corporation that puts profit and self-preservation first. Proceed with caution, and good luck with your family members who are being micro-targeted by special and malign interests on the platform. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/07/t...

"Hey Rob, we'd love to know about your experience with your recent colon cleanse."

For the love of Jebus, why does everything I do result in requests for opinions and surveys?! Here's a hint: if you don't hear from me, I'm good. You REALLY don't want me engaged with your product or service.

Woah, #NYRangers scored 4 goals! And still lost. By 3. Sigh.

Spied a pair of drones combing South East Nashville. Quick, where's my shotgun?!

Cripes, I've got 3 kids on my street corner with 2x4s who can outskate the #Rangers right now. What a clown show.

I guarantee some semblance of this convo happened in South Korea: "So we have to bury and harden this antenna array in concrete somplace." "Hmm, how about at the end of this runway?" "Great idea! No one will notice."

When did FedEx become such hot garbage? Apparently scheduled deliveries in Nashville require an act of God, and even then...

I'm trying to blend in here in Nashville, but when something is a shitshow (package delivery in this instance), I'm going to call it such. Besides, the double-takes are fun.

Having lived the better part of 2 decades in a cramped Midtown East apartment, can I just say walk-in closets FTW!

I’m in Japan right now so I’m obliged to remind the world — we don’t want AI. We want a robust rail system. We want trains. Metros. High speed. Locals. Cute trains. Efficient trains. Trains.

Musk vs Loomer is a sequel to Alien vs Predator

NBA star Victor Wembanyama spent the day playing chess in New York's Washington Square Park www.nbcnews.com/sports/nba/v... I'm a Knicks fan from birth, but this dude is amazing in so many ways. Love him.

This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

Haven't shaved or clipped my nails since I left NY. Need gear packed in one of my moving bags. Almost guaranteed it will be the last bag I get to. #movingsucks

The only good thing about the #Rangers collapse this season is my newfound interest in the #Predators. Obviously not a fair-weather follower, just a hockey fan new to living in #Nashville.