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verycoolperson.bsky.social
Unfunny asexual Canadian Connoisseur of Ugandan Cinema
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You ever be having a good day and suddenly get hit with the worst nosebleed you’ve ever had

Chat do I sound insane when I say that I think Trump is the most dangerous man alive

Y’all I hate to sound like a radical woke leftist socialist but I think we should be nice to people actually

The Walt Disney Corporation summoning thousands of unnamed millennials to watch their 14th soulless remake

Y’know if I had a nickel for every time a extremely important, genre defining sci fi film, adapted from a novel, that heavily featured monkeys, that released in 1968, I’d have two nickels but it’s weird that it happened twice

Y’all I did some armchair historical work on a discord I’m on and I found this ancient ass relic of a message

Why is his neck like that

Zack Snyder fans when beacon of hope and kindness Superman shows concern for people rather than just looking cool

The Gorilla after defeating the 100 Men when he sees the Snail approaching

Tragic news today: the worlds richest man, Elon Musk, was found alive in his home today

I like Kaiju

Yo wait quick rant I hate it when AI bros start talking about “democratizing art” or some shit If a bunch of dudes in an Ugandan slum can make several movies with nothing more than like 100 bucks, some scraps, and a dream nothing is stopping your ass from doing the same, lock the fuck in

Literally me

>Demonize men opening up or feeling vulnerable >Call them pussies for even trying to >Young men start feeling alone, depressed, and fall into self-destructive tendencies, often ending in tragedy How could feminists do this

“Imagine, if you will, dragons”

Why are so many sports fans such annoying pieces of shit?

Do any of y’all know who the fuck this dumbass George Washington impersonator invading my tenor search is

@veggiefact.bsky.social on the 19th of September 2019 for no reason whatsoever

Is there a word for parents of neurodivergent children who are genuinely loving people who want the best for their kids, but are completely misinformed on neurodivergence as a result of the ableist ideas they were taught as children, and therefore end up accidentally hurting their children?

Transformers fans will really be like “omg they brought back Shittatron” (I am fans)

I am not a “film bro,” I am not a “critic,” I am a CINEPHILE. And if I don’t find the movie interesting, I don’t watch it

>The allure of authoritarian rule >look inside >Half-truths, empty promises, and outright lies

Me in 2027 in the newly annexed state of Jeffersonia (formerly Canada) fleeing arrest from ICE after watching illegal foreign propaganda (anime) before being sent to President For Life Supreme Leader Donald Trump I’s prison camp in El Salvador

Y’know if I had a nickel for every time I found a homophobe/transphobe on here talking about how queer people are degenerates, while at the same time the only following porn accounts and often posting really gross sex shit, I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Reminder that many dictatorships in both the past and present (including Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan, Fascist Italy, Iran, and North Korea) have either restricted or outright banned foreign media, film included

>*Barges in* >”The Catina music is called jizz” >*Refuses to elaborate further* >*leaves*

Everyday I yearn to gather up roughly 6-10 of my friends and plan a heist which will be planned based off our exaggerated characteristics and talents, which will involve clever disguises and ruses to distract the people we’re heisting from. All accompanied by a 60s style jazz soundtrack

Therapy isn’t enough I need to throw my enemies out of windows

Imagine being against gay marriage when it’s literally just this