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vidca.bsky.social
1992 baby I used to know a lot, now all I know is what I don't know
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don't give into the machines left pizza in the dresser because cats

“Blah,” said Toad.

there is nothing wrong with the car, apart from that it is on fire

in the restful wilderness of urban planning seminars there is unspeakably laminated freedom

let's piss ourselves in celebration

safer parsnips

there is no greater form of unsung glory than being helped up the stairs by your wife at midnight on a friday night after three shots of tequila and a mojito and a half because you are a lightweight

all right mister carney I will be sending you my resume I am very good at teaching people things I just learned about yesterday

bring the russian femboys to canada

I Won’t Be In Today.

wallclockface

better is death and a release from the incompetence of others than immortality surrounded by those abjectly worse than fools

procedurally generated chaos

- ¿Hispanoparlante? - E hispanobesante.

future liberators of america: all I want is a house in ashland virginia big enough for my books, my wife's books, and all the hobbies we get into the remainder of our lives

ya zhiv

ossia cadenza > regular cadenza

rob roys for everyone

don't fight the door it will win every time

it's a beautiful day to pontificate

THE JIZZ TREES ARE BLOOMING!!!

spreadsheets are my love language

you are too tired to mine this rock

I am not personifying chemicals

it's all a conspiracy to sneak better urinary health into your life