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villamere.bsky.social

Your friend from the internet. Author of “Is Canada Even Real?” (‘One of the best comedy books of the year.’ — Vulture) Bylines in Globe & Mail, Toronto Star, ET, Elle, Style at Home & more. Junos judge, Polaris Music Prize jury. #teamcoco Villamere.com

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My doctor says I need to be more online

submitted 46 days ago • 7 comments

LOL remember Threads?

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Taking down my 'Justin Trudeau is my boyfriend' calendar. Tacking up my 'Mark Carney is my daddy' calendar.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Threat level: CBC Radio is playing Parachute Club's "Rise Up."

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I started my day with Meghan's show and it still got worse from there.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

in canada they sell mountain dew in bags

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Going to make a fortune from the coming economic crash by becoming the only seller of barrels with suspenders

submitted 73 days ago • 63 comments

I haven't checked the news. Was today the day he started acting presidential?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

The only thing between scurvy and I is Fruit Explosion Muffins.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Mentally, I’m here:

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Listen babe half the fun of smuggling drugs is cramming them in your butt you literally need to loosen up

submitted 94 days ago • 5 comments

It’s almost the 29th anniversary of the Shawinigan Handshake! On very the 1st First Day, Feb 15 '96, Prime Minister Chrétien just fucking laid a chokehold on a protester who got in his way. And we liked it. Flag Day is on Saturday! Let’s see those maple leaves flying high! 🤝 🇨🇦 🤜👊🤛

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Up in Canada, we're celebrating #SNL50 by watching only the Canadian parts. And they're all Canadian. #ForgotAboutLorne

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

A MESSAGE TO ALL CANADIANS WHO HAVEN’T CANCELLED ALLLLL AMERICAN PRODUCTS YET!!!! Hey, buddy, that’s okay. Just do your best. It won’t be one perfect Canadian who saves us. It’ll just be all of us out there, doing our best. Take care of yourself. Xoxo 🇨🇦

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

"It’s disgusting and, frankly, counterproductive to point out that I voted for this."

submitted 95 days ago • 14 comments

BRB, I'm switching from an American web host to one that's in Burlington, Ontario 🇨🇦 — www.hostpapa.ca. Thanks for your patience with the downtime on my sites while I change the world with this meaningful minutia. xo

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Critchy's killing it with his Trump impression! 🇨🇦https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/9.6640603

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Remember falling in love with a girl while watching a Rufus Wainright music video on M2 on a 12 inch tv? I do.

submitted 104 days ago • 137 comments

Eating a bowl of soup at the club

submitted 104 days ago • 14 comments

Every once in a while some senator you’ve never heard of revives a dead Twitter account to say like, “waiting in drive thru line, ironic! not driving thru here at the moment. big BEEF on the way and the kids are drying tears on the seatbelt.”

submitted 172 days ago • 1 comment

I was just reviewing our last dozen or so posts when I physically felt my shoulders relax. That's our aim. Try it yourself: Check out our last dozen posts and see if you have a physical reaction to the pleasantness.

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

Listen, I know I'm a latecomer to 'Severance' but it's The Upsidedown of 'Parks & Rec,' right? Another of my hot takes: I don't think this is a comedy?

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

I didn't NEED a harpsichord until I saw this one. Jeeze Louise, eh?

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

This just in: The 'Severance' soundtrack is sick. (And a reminder to bros of you just joining: I'm binging it. Hi.)

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

POV when your life is snuggly AF

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

Do y’all wanna see the cutest thing in the world

submitted 113 days ago • 17 comments

Mood: Defiant jazz. (Also I'm binging 'Severance' and that's a 'Severance' reference. I'm letting you all in on it. Life is hard. Deciphering Bluesky shouldn't be. Bluesky should be 🪇.)

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: The Abomination is currently sealed in a cryogenic chamber in Global Tetrahedron’s boardroom, where it serves as head of marketing.

submitted 172 days ago • 21 comments

1932: A young couple goes hungry for weeks to afford a solid oak credenza. Something to pass down to their children, and their children’s children. A hope for the future. 2025: A young man named “Bunghole” vomits a Zyn pouch into the credenza’s top drawer before tossing it out a second-story window

submitted 115 days ago • 22 comments

Does anyone know if Jimmy Pesto got pardoned for J6

submitted 114 days ago • 3 comments

I’m not a fan of this news cycle. [Motions to the next four years.]

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

laughter is the best medicine. or leeches. you can’t go wrong with a good bloodletting.

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

My doctor says I need to be more online

LOL remember Threads?

Taking down my 'Justin Trudeau is my boyfriend' calendar. Tacking up my 'Mark Carney is my daddy' calendar.

Threat level: CBC Radio is playing Parachute Club's "Rise Up."

I started my day with Meghan's show and it still got worse from there.

in canada they sell mountain dew in bags

Going to make a fortune from the coming economic crash by becoming the only seller of barrels with suspenders

I haven't checked the news. Was today the day he started acting presidential?

The only thing between scurvy and I is Fruit Explosion Muffins.

Mentally, I’m here:

Listen babe half the fun of smuggling drugs is cramming them in your butt you literally need to loosen up

Up in Canada, we're celebrating #SNL50 by watching only the Canadian parts. And they're all Canadian. #ForgotAboutLorne

A MESSAGE TO ALL CANADIANS WHO HAVEN’T CANCELLED ALLLLL AMERICAN PRODUCTS YET!!!! Hey, buddy, that’s okay. Just do your best. It won’t be one perfect Canadian who saves us. It’ll just be all of us out there, doing our best. Take care of yourself. Xoxo 🇨🇦

"It’s disgusting and, frankly, counterproductive to point out that I voted for this."

BRB, I'm switching from an American web host to one that's in Burlington, Ontario 🇨🇦 — www.hostpapa.ca. Thanks for your patience with the downtime on my sites while I change the world with this meaningful minutia. xo

Critchy's killing it with his Trump impression! 🇨🇦https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/9.6640603

Remember falling in love with a girl while watching a Rufus Wainright music video on M2 on a 12 inch tv? I do.

Eating a bowl of soup at the club

Every once in a while some senator you’ve never heard of revives a dead Twitter account to say like, “waiting in drive thru line, ironic! not driving thru here at the moment. big BEEF on the way and the kids are drying tears on the seatbelt.”

I was just reviewing our last dozen or so posts when I physically felt my shoulders relax. That's our aim. Try it yourself: Check out our last dozen posts and see if you have a physical reaction to the pleasantness.

Listen, I know I'm a latecomer to 'Severance' but it's The Upsidedown of 'Parks & Rec,' right? Another of my hot takes: I don't think this is a comedy?

I didn't NEED a harpsichord until I saw this one. Jeeze Louise, eh?

This just in: The 'Severance' soundtrack is sick. (And a reminder to bros of you just joining: I'm binging it. Hi.)

POV when your life is snuggly AF

Do y’all wanna see the cutest thing in the world

Mood: Defiant jazz. (Also I'm binging 'Severance' and that's a 'Severance' reference. I'm letting you all in on it. Life is hard. Deciphering Bluesky shouldn't be. Bluesky should be 🪇.)

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: The Abomination is currently sealed in a cryogenic chamber in Global Tetrahedron’s boardroom, where it serves as head of marketing.

Does anyone know if Jimmy Pesto got pardoned for J6

I’m not a fan of this news cycle. [Motions to the next four years.]

laughter is the best medicine. or leeches. you can’t go wrong with a good bloodletting.

If I meet you and I ask you what you do for work, it’s not so I can judge you. It’s so I can see how we can collab.

they should invent unprecedented times that are good

I bought this organ off Etsy I like to jab it with my screwdriver.