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🏡 Suburban mom and secretary by day, 🔥 Secret double-life enthusiast by night! 🌟 Entertainer 💋 https://www.instagram.com/violetnaughtyy
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If my work computer could talk, it would scream.

My idea of self-care? Finishing a coffee while it’s still hot. ☕️🔥

DIY projects are fun until you realize you should’ve just hired someone.

"I’ll clean that later” — me, every day for the past year.

Grocery shopping alone feels like a luxury vacation. 😭

A full coffee cup is the closest thing I have to hope.

I can fix a leaky faucet, build IKEA furniture, and survive toddler tantrums… I deserve a medal or at least another glass of wine.

Office supplies are my version of retail therapy. ✏️📄

My superpower? Answering emails while mentally on vacation. 💻🏝

My kids treat bedtime like it's a negotiation… and they're winning. 😩

I know what I bring to the table… and I am not serving just anyone. 😏

Everything you want is on the other side of consistency. 💡

I am not perfect, but I am perfectly tempting. 😈

35 is a weird age. Too young for AARP, too old to understand TikTok dances. 🤷‍♀️

Dangerously sweet, but I have got a wild side. 😏

Nothing humbles you faster than your kid saying “ew” to the dinner you just made. 😭

Motherhood: where “me time” is just going to the grocery store alone.

Sweet as sugar, but I bite. 😈

Being a part-time secretary means doing full-time work in half the time.😭

Some people go out on weekends, I rewatch my comfort shows and pretend to be social.😂💅

You can’t spell ‘fun’ without me. 😉

Every time I clean the house, my kids take it as a personal challenge to destroy it. 😭

The goal is to be ‘that’ mom—the cool one who still somehow has her life together. Wish me luck. 😅

Too hot to handle, too wild to hold. 🔥

Wine is basically fruit, right? So technically, I’m making healthy choices. 🍷😌

Look, but don’t touch… unless you ask nicely. 😏

"Going hiking today! Which means preparing for my kids to complain the whole way up. 😂

Some people run on caffeine—I run on chaos, sarcasm, and whatever my kids didn’t finish eating. ☕️😂

Too hot to handle, too wild to hold. 🔥

Netflix asks ‘Are you still watching?’ Yes, obviously."

Wine nights are self-care and I stand by that.💅

Handle with care… I break rules, not hearts. 😈

Me at work: ‘I’ll take care of it.’ Me at home: Forgets instantly.

Swipe right… but only if you can keep up. 😉

Nothing beats the feeling of getting lost in a good book… until my kids find me. 😂

I don’t do love triangles… but I do love curves. 😏

Desk life: powered by coffee, emails, and sheer willpower.

🥳 Cheers to a year filled with laughter, love, and endless possibilities! Happy New Year, everyone! 🎊

My kids: “I’m hungry.” Me: “You just ate.” Them: *stares in disbelief.* 😳😂

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Life is too short for regrets. What’s something you wish you’d done?

Nature walk today! Fresh air and good vibes only! 🌳💚

Planning a weekend trip to the mountains. Trying to convince my friends that hiking is just walking… with a view! 🏔️😜

Merry Christmas! May your day be filled with love, laughter, and lots of cookies! 🍪❤️

Yoga is just fancy stretching until you fall over in tree pose. Then it’s comedy😂

My kids remind me every day that love is messy, chaotic, and absolutely perfect. 💕👩‍👧‍👦

I asked my kids if they could clean their rooms. They asked if I could chill. Touché.

Yes, I’m a mom. Yes, I still look like this 😏💖

Coffee and sunshine make everything better!