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(I and I, us, ours) Artist, musician, writer, malcontent, radical centrist, puppet builder, polymath, promoter, dogfather, chicken man, Denver sports homer, Funk TITAN!
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Welcome to the machine.

When you advertise with meta, they put these little notes at the top of your page feed "Your ads may not have enough budget to be working properly. find out why" Oh REALLY? we're paying to advertise with you and you need MORE money to do what we paid you to do? I fucking hate facebook so much

we are living in a spectocracy.

"Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created...

There's nothing holy about writing discrimination into the law.

It's been a long, long time since the highlight of my week was taking my allowance to Target (pronounced with a french accent like Tarjay) to purchase the latest G.I. Joe (avec le kung-fu grip) Now, these many many years later I will proudly YAWP: FUUUUUUUCK TARGET! right in it's little dot anus.

BONUS Post a song that features the name of a place (city, country, etc.) in its title or the song. 2 for 1. #MusicChallenge #MusicPlaces

Spac Jam 2025. #nuggets

The song playing in my head upon waking. The Police, with no ICE. #musicsky #music #songoftheday

I've never REALLY fit in anywhere. The person I have most identified with in my life is Gonzo, specifically in Muppets from Space. #ruthere #filmsky #whatever

Eating Efrain’s chile verde. In heaven.

Michael "Sour Grapes" Malone can kiss my ass. Love you moach, but well see you around the bend.