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I’m so tired, bro. She/They.
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Oh wow: Portland Oregon is NOT KIDDING #handsoff

Hands off our healthcare! Hands off our public education! Hands off our jobs! Hands off my 401k! Hands off my neighbor who has committed no crime! Hands off those Congressional seats that we are coming for in 2026!

Thousands marching in Richmond, VA just now - the line stretching two dozen blocks from the Capitol to Monroe Park at #VCU. The people, may I just say, are pissed! #RVA #HandsOff #dumptrump #protest

the only way you could even fathom that cops are hesitant to harm disabled people is if you don't consider severe mental illness a disability

This guy gets it @bigsavings.bsky.social

anytime it rains I'm like "oh cool the matchbox 20 lady can sleep"

Daily affirmations: I WILL OUTLIVE THE BOZOS IN OFFICE I WILL FEEL JOY WHILE UNDER THEIR ADMINISTRATION I WILL SPIT IN THEIR FACES AS MANY WAYS AS I CAN

Nailed it, bro.

Drawing a lil worm at the aquarium :)

Once again I am suggesting that you break some rules for practice. Get comfortable with breaking rules. When the rules are hurting other people, the right thing to do is break them. We need people who follow their moral code over the rules of their society, university, employer, and government.

The community note 🤌😘

"[Issue x] is a distraction!" is a corrosive outlook. All outrages are important to fight. Nobody can fight them all, but together we can cover them all. You telling somebody who is fighting an issue that you aren't fighting that what they're doing is a distraction is a distraction. Stop.

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Well, fuck. That makes a hell of a lot of sense, considering that you rarely (if ever) get to choose your utility and therefore can’t shop around…

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i found it: my only good tweet

Ah fuck I need to do this…

Would really love if Green Day would just re-release American Idiot like it's a new album. So many people have memory holed it or didn't pay attention and we really need that energy right now.

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So after promising to focus on safety, they’ve gotten right down to work… on gender terminology?

I'm in Canada and in case anyone from the US is wondering what's in our Superbowl ads, I just watched one in which an ensemble of overly polite people decided they were tired of saying "sorry" and a man turned a blowtorch on a pile of snow while a beaver cheered him on. It was for Doritos, obviously

you guys look at what I’m stitching 🍴🍯

Mood rn

Marbury v Madison is a seminal case from 1803 that holds that the federal courts must determine the constitutionality of the actions of the other two branches of government. Hope that helps, Stephen.

The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

The horrors persist but so do-- wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors? Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN

this is the sort of thing you post when you’re ramping up to defying lawful court orders

On the days I am about to give up, this Gwendolyn Brooks poem gives me an anchor.

Listen to Secretary Pete. And remember, these are our funds. These are our courts. And these are our streets.

you can have it all my empire of wirt

MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

watch me play the part i was born to - sam the eagle - in a live stage reading of the muppet movie this coming sunday to benefit california wildfire relief! in-person tickets are sold out but the livestream is available to all!

Everything about the young guys at DOGE is reminding me of the time that I, as a middle school/high schooler, was tasked with cleaning up the family computer, deleted a bunch of nonsense looking files, and then the family computer stopped working.

waiting for the vibe to shift in 2025 so you can do a silly post about your new tophat

The DOGE kids showing up at Treasury:

Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎

Waiting for the Swifties to come for these DOGE dorks. Our toughest times require our meanest warriors

RFK Jr: We Must Ban Capricorns And The Color Yellow To Stop The MegaFlu