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The Cure should cover a 311 song that would be pretty funny I think

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Babywipes are lowkey goated in situations where having a clean butthole is the vibe

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If wizards were real they would NOT be old guys with long grey beards they would be women with coke addictions

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Just learned Jeep drivers have their own waving culture wtf

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I thought traditionally people came back on Easter for them

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that “Kid gave Law his backstory because he needed it more” isn’t even a joke and is actually what happened is hilarious

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

This, actually .

submitted 66 days ago • 100 comments

Downfall of the American empire before GTA 6

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Trying the say whatever you’re thinking strat but keep committing faux pas

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Years later I finally understand the joke. Chicken jockey = Dickin' cockey

submitted 75 days ago • 5 comments

Trying to find art of a fat cat smoking a cigar but google images is all AI now :(

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

(Laughing boldly while drawing my sword) handsome warriors you lot. I bet you’ve had tons of sex. A distinct lack of pussy in my life has made my devotion to the blade complete. “Cum” then, as you do. I’ll put an end to this quickly. (Linkin Park starts playing as I attack with blinding speed)

submitted 98 days ago • 6 comments

Been thinking about getting really into lemonade

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I like frank zappa because I learn a lot of new words from listening to him and only half of them are real

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Game like a sigma 😎 sleep like an alpha 🛌😴

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Mark Zuckerberg is so guy talking at woman and getting ignored core

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

It’s technically legal for Jafar to mesmerize the sultan with his cobra staff. A vizier’s job is to offer suggestions and Agrabah regulations never say they can’t be hypnotic suggestions

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Elmo just wanted to be put in a jar of vinegar for many months but everyone misheard it as “Tickle me” 😔

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

《要塞英雄》物品店讓我高潮

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if i had an enemy i word turn him into a monkey and if i had a friend i word turn him into a gorilla

submitted 151 days ago • 1 comment