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The fake ads are the best part of @theonion.com's print edition

Rest in peace Jonathan Joss

groimes, oive fecked ep moi bleddeh

Thinking of Conan O'Brien on what would have been his 62nd birthday, if he had been born on May 27

Nobody calls you Mr. Fahrenheit dude, stop saying that

A lot of people simply hate having no talents but are also too lazy to develop any. So just blindly hating anyone who has worked at anything is a psychological comfort.

Art by Walter Molino

went to a rib joint in a white tee, left with no stains #legend

Duolingo putting on a clinic on how to destroy your brand

Dude imagine the feeling of admiring the monumental shadows of a long dead empire while crushing a Meat Lover’s pie that would have killed a pharaoh

Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this

Man, fuck this, I'm going to the park with my niece

Elder millennial rant coming in: It would be nice to be able to take my time to watch something without having it spoiled in memes / discourse in the 24 hours after it happens.

Committing suicide by walking into a film class and saying "they call it the 400 blows because that's how much it sucks"

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/phe...

I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer

I hate this place.

It was. I had some. You should be very jealous.

another day of truly saying whatever the fuck. another day of opening my mouth and being surprised and confused by the sentences coming out of it

I've been finding BlueSky pretty gloomy lately. But reminding myself, with friends, we'll get through all this.

Just woke up to this news, need to be a little more awake to fully process it, but the people I worked with at Polygon are some of the most kind, insightful, and passionate people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. Support them wherever they end up. Also, fuck whoever made this decision.

Socrates: wonder is the beginning of wisdom.. Me: yeah, why don't you socra tes nuts Aristophanes: (angrily) open your mind before your mouth Me: how about you aristoph an es nuts

I think we should raise the salience of this.

a few years from now, don't be surprised if you see some of tonight's nfl draft picks in the nfl all-star game – or even the nfl finals

Aaron Sorkin movies are just Gilmore Girls for men

No, actually, we shouldn't just let the government violently attack people on the streets and disappear them into foreign gulags. We should try to stop them.

The world is a fart, but in positive news, did you know you can mail a coconut from Hawai'i and delight your nieces? Just an FYI

singing this to the tune of broken social scene's "anthems for a seventeen year old girl"

Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

75%

The world is burning, but it has its moments

i want to make a t shirt out of “everything looks like a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works”

Hawai'i, fucking wow