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waves.gay
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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measuring a timing side channel rn i love p hacking

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"wow this train ride has been so smooth" (a mile long blue and yellow train menacingly approaches from a distance)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

saw one of the new mail trucks in person today :O

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

we gotta bring back egyptian revival architecture

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i had an hour to kill downtown so im at the train station watching the trains god bless america

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

"break a leg" is ambiguous about whether the leg belongs to the performer or someone in the audience

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

after the name change, did the term "tweet" drop from a genericized trademark to simply a normal verb?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

i like the movie theater because i get to observe a non-trivial amount of every JPEG2000 i will ever interact with in my life

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Shocking new "kitchen jockey" trend has theatergoers throwing knives and raw vegetables during "Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles'" potato peeling scene

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

shit i think sweetwater finally found my new address

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

verified on bluesky #popstar

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

i have a sort of unsound mutable alias swag that miri really don't like

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

computer scientists need their naming things privilege revoked. you're telling me this "rope" is backed by a "finger tree"??

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

i should get a bumper sticker of the garbled text-like shapes seen in the background of synthetic images so i can say any image of my car is fake

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

i bet hegseth doesn't even have a signal donor badge

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

severance chip where one of you goes their entire life never being able to hear gangnam style and the other always hears it

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

i love going to the supermarket and seeing two near identical carrots but one is slightly more expensive because it's "organic". was the cheaper one somehow disqualified from being a carrot? i could spend 10 minutes and learn what that actually means but not knowing is more fun

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

new car seat headrest album cover looks crazy blj-able

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Fucked up rain (rain), fucked up tree Fucked up car, you let me be Not in a fucked up box (box) with a fucked up fox Or a fucked up house with a fucked up mouse You got fucked up eggs (eggs) with fucked up ham (ham) Everything you have is fucked up, Sam-I-Am

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

more game shows should be like jeopardy and make their best player the host. you win the million dollars but also the blood oath is signed and sealed. you will carry this burden until the next rightful champion is crowned

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

more mahomes disappointedly pacing in the sidelines shots please

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments