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Wayne is a doating husband, former minor hockey chauffeur, open source governance specialist, and martial artist. 🇨🇦 he/him
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Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.

Holy crap, Edmonton.

I found myself wondering what @poppynorthcutt.bsky.social has been up to, and realised that I hadn’t been following her on this platform. Problem solved.

Find somebody who loves you as much as Sensei loves hitting. (Sensei exercises control. Nobody is getting hurt. Keep your shirt on.)

Not just you.

I recall the first time a colleague used the expression, "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part" in reference to a customer issue... I looked at him in straight in the eyes and asked "Are you new here?"

I hate Illinois Nazis.

It’s 11 degrees out. So, naturally, all of us older dudes wearing shorts with hoodies are exchanging knowing nods at each other as we pass.

I think about this comic at least once a week

DEI lowers barriers, not standards.

“Let’s go, shall we? Let’s go”

Who hid Americans during the 1979 hostage crisis? Canada. 🇨🇦 👊🏻

My son, when asked for a baptism gift suggestion, replied “pasta strainer”. I couldn’t be prouder. #pastafarian #fsm #noodleyGoodness

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

In case anybody is wondering, my preferred pronouns are he/him.

My latest blog: Categorizing the Methods of Set Types in Eclipse Collections There are some subtle differences between MutableSet and ImmutableSet that are easier to see with diagrams and charts. 👀 Enjoy! 🙏 donraab.medium.com/categorizing...

“Something is coming to an end.”

In case you're asking dumb questions today... it's because every day is straight white dude's day.

Elbows up.

"Despite some of the boneheaded designs, Canada ended up with one cool flag."

It may be time to curtail talk of shared values.

We stand on guard for thee.

The thing about answering questions with data is that there is always a follow up question.

Annoy a Nazi youtu.be/ALH0l2CbjCk?...

What is the greatest movie ever made, and why is it The Princess Bride?

Weekend joy to all of my bluesky friends! Create joy! Share joy!

Masculinity is a hell of a drug.

True and genuine joy, an indicator of inner richness, goes far beyond just the figures that appear in your account. Yes, those numbers may matter, but only to a certain extent. Beyond that, they're merely cold, emotionless digits. True joy matters most and is real wealth. Gurdeep.org