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waynehepner.bsky.social
I am a human from Earth.
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#HelpMeSailAway Are you ready, kids? Aye, aye, Captain Oh It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, ya should've seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPGL...

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#IHaveAPositiveApproachTo I dunno, life, everything. I guess I'm just a naturally sunny, glass-half-full type.

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#AtTheMuppetsBBQ they'll be enjoying the Koozebanian Phoob, canonically the most delicious animal on the entire planet Koozebane.

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#WorkingHardTo make my name as a painter. My teacher said I have stamina!

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#WorkingHardTo feed the solar system.

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#MoviesForDogs Son of Dogzilla

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#ImNotFishingForACompliment I'm fishing for ocean pigs.

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#ImNotFishingForACompliment I'm fishing for feet whales.

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#MeMakingTheRightChoices let my conscience be my guide.

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