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COLORADO… My Pillow Guy Mike Lindell admitting in court he has no evidence the 2020 election was rigged…

whats wild is that our political opposition is a bunch of punks who spiral out quickly if you mock them and we on the left keep operating like we're in victorian high society when we're really in the high school cafeteria and we should just shove them inside their lockers

I can't top this one.

lol. she thinks it's a town lending library?

Bluesky is a retirement home for 39 year old millennials who are forcibly turning themselves into history dads (nongendered) so if you have a hot take about one of the more popular history dad wars you had better come strapped

A fun thing is Megyn Kelly describes herself as “unoffendable” to try to make herself seem tough and politically incorrect or some shit, but her entirety of existence is just being offended at the dumbest little bullshit imaginable

that single sentence is going to drive me insane

Let's wake up. He's REALLY unpopular for this early in a term or really ever. President's this unpopular are already losing. Power becomes harder to assert when your power is fading.

Honest to Pete the stupidity is just exhausting

Not to state the obvious, but none of them were sent to a terrorist prison in El Salvador. They all had lawyers, indictment by grand jury, a trial or a guilty plea where a judge ensured it was knowing & voluntary & access to an appeals process. In other words, all the hallmarks of due process.

the classic burger king chicken sandwich — the long boy — is underrated in the fast food chicken sandwich game

RORY MCILROY HAS DONE IT‼️ He wins the Masters and becomes the sixth men's golfer to complete the career Grand Slam 🏆

Historians will tell you -- do not believe it.

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

We elected a man everyone who matters in this country knew was an idiot. The bulk of them refused to say so openly and directly — either because they thought he could do something for them or because there are political and journalistic norms against speaking that way.

isn’t it crazy how im the only perfect driver and everyone else is an idiot. oh you saw me hit the curb? all part of my plan. hitting the curb is good for the tires.

hot dog guy meme in for a big day tomorrow

Elder millennials watching traders freak out about a global economic collapse that will wreck tens of millions of lives and livelihoods, possibly irreparably

Spring break in Gulf Shores, Alabama.

The gap between the self-image that MAGA has of themselves as tough macho he-men and their constant pants-pissing fear of every goddamn thing in the world is bigger than the Grand Canyon

Literally “up is down”

It’s worth stating this simply: For literally anyone in the US Govt from 1945 to 2025, Signalgate would require an instant resignation—and a criminal investigation. It would be a matter of personal *honor* to resign. The fact Mike Waltz & Pete Hegseth are choosing to fight it out is a terrible omen.

PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals ME: no problem [later with a tour group] ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…

I don't want to say the Schumer optics are bad but Gavin Newsom just invited him on his podcast.

Every few years I'll learn that there's a show called, like, "Baggage" where Greg Kinnear plays a TSA supervisor with a troubled past, and that my parents have watched 150 episodes of it.

A top economics reporter goes off script on national TV: “I am going to say this at risk of my job, but what President Trump is doing is insane.”

Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...

It’s amazing to find out at this late date how much the rule of law depended on people simply deciding, on a voluntary, daily basis, not to break the law.

did the placards work, did he resign yet

Don’t tell me democracy is at risk and a constitutional crisis is unfolding and the best you got is a modified ping pong paddle.

Dems are so deeply uncool it hurts. Leadership heard someone say “do more video” to get their messaging out there and this is what they came up with. We’re cooked.

I’m going to be angry for a very long time about how this time in history made it feel like being a good person was somehow political

today’s free advice: video. make it a video. have someone under age 1000 say these things direct to camera

This is Winston Churchill visiting Washington DC to request assistance in the war against Germany. Notice he is wearing a "zip suit" and not a traditional suit. This was to honor the British troops--the same reason Zelensky dresses the way he does.

It’s insane to think that the Trump administration was more welcoming this week to the Tate brothers than to the President of Ukraine.

us: it would be nice if the democrats could do their jobs and work to save the country dems: stop whining at us! republicans are the problem gop: ok so we're gonna motion to proceed with this next horrible thing, any objections? dems: *crickets* us: and this is why we complain about you

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

Can always count on the Dems to bring a banana to a gun fight.

I know the “imagine if a Democrat did this” is overplayed, but if a Democratic president had given George Soros access to government personnel details and Treasury payments I’m pretty sure we’d have a literal civil war.

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

Weird horseshoe where AOC and The Bulwark people are the most clear eyed in their political rhetoric about what Trump/Elon represent while the moderate Dems are all still busy talking about finding ways to work with Trump.

it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here

yeah, you guys remember the tuna melt moment? that big moment. online. that we all remember being viral.