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Great ape. Husband. Father. Family guy. Dane. Stargazer. Dad joke aficionado. Environmentalist. IT architect. Nonbeliever. Humanitarian. Inclusive. Friendly. "Once a pun a time I was good at word play!" #Denmark #Dansk #tech #jokes #IT #AI #space #F1
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Uranus takes its time turning. #space #humor #dadjoke #Uranus www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...

Forventningerne var høje – men filmen skuffede fælt. ⭐⭐☆☆☆ #plat #humor #film #tv

Julen kan være i fare på grund af #Trump. Trumps #toldkrig med #Kina skaber usikkerhed i mange brancher i #USA. Legetøjsindustrien advarer nu ligefrem om, at #julen er i #fare.

Nu falder sol rekorderne🌞 Aldrig før har solcellerne produceret over 3.200MW på en time som de gør nu. I går producerede de 29.000MWh over hele dage, en rekord vi nok slår i dag. Udover solskin, medvirker de relativt lave temperature og "høje" elpriser også til vi har rekord netop i dag.

#Tesla sales in #Denmark dropped 67.2% in April vs. last year, according to Mobility Denmark. No Tesla models appeared in the top 10 most popular cars list. #usa #BoycottUSA #BoycottAmericanProducts #Trump #Musk

Since 1951, the US has had all the rights to have whatever military they want in Greenland, which is part of NATO. The US has gradually reduced its presence??? Greenland has 87 mining licences for sale. US had bought 1 ??? So what is Trumphs real problem with Greenland ? He's own ego???

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Jesus has risen from the gravel covering my high school sports field oh no he's looking right at us run Kevin run

Højt #blodtryk øger risikoen for at skade hjerte, hjerne, nyrer og andre organer. #Kalium øger blodårernes smidighed og bidrager til at sænke blodtrykket ved at fremme udskillelsen af #natrium gennem urinen. Kaliumrige fødevarer er bl.a.: #bananer #kartofler #bønner #spinat #avokado #sundhed

#Trump: Alle offentlige og private institutioner er forpligtet til at optage og distribuere beskeder, nyheder og dokumenter på VHS. Digitale kommunikationsmidler anses for ugyldige og skal erstattes med VHS bånd, der distribueres via Cybertrucks ... #fakenews #CouldBeTrueInTheUS

Trade winds turn to fire, Greed and folly fan the flames, Ashes coat the earth #haiku #tradewar #Trump is a #Fool

New post from me about Trump's tariffs and why Harold Macmillan was right - we Brits are truly Greece to America's Rome - because our Brexit-era compulsion to think everything was 'simple' has a Trumpian heir. A short thread. 1/n benansell.substack.com/p/simple

Scott Bessent, the U.S. Treasury Secretary, argues that the current global economic challenges are not solely caused by Trump's policies, meaning: Scott Bessent is a complete idiot. #USA #Trump #idiot

"It’s bad enough being a failing empire. Let’s not also be a delusional failing empire. Let’s at least have some dignity about our situation." Here's a start:

Hvis man gerne vil undgå amerikanske varer, så er her et screenshot til inspiration. #boykot #boykotusa #boycott #boycottusa

Via en ny SAS service? #humor #fjollerier #lortenyt

Dirty Haribo #humor #dadhumor

De starter med at sparke til bolden... en revolutionerende idé, der virkelig adskiller dem fra alle andre hold

This where we are. The United States is no longer trusted, and in my mind….it can’t be. As an American and veteran, I am embarrassed; I am angry; and I am disgusted. To the young men and women who died defending this country, I am sorry.

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