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Newcastle fan and Humanist wedding celebrant. Champion of social equality and Magpie by passion, celebrant by trade. I make sure your big day hits the back of the net.
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Farage right now out in the press... Singing his same old tired song...

Reform is a Limited Company Farage owns 53% It was formed in 2019 to push for a “no-deal Brexit” It wants to reintroduce the Liz Truss budget It wants to privatise the NHS & invest in fossil fuels Close the BBC & break International law It’s a scam Please retweet widely

...and proud. For an alternative take, see Kathy Burke's quote.

Christopher Hitchens on Christianity.

You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.

Well that's rather lovely #nufc

Massive credit to #ITFC today. Supporters were top class and their team dug in and did them proud. Always tough to be relegated but good luck to them in bouncing back. #NUFC

The situation with the new Metro trains being withdrawn due to a technical error is a bit farcical, especially following already long delays to their introduction. You'd think Nexus & the manufacturers Stadler would be red faced - but probably not.

This morning I had Isak for breakfast and it was very refreshing. What's your fave #nufc mug?

So while you lovely lot have been munching on chocolate eggs, I've been grafting. Well, when I say grafting, it was a totally lush wedding for Natalie & Richard at the epic Langley Castle. Epic venue, fab couple, amazing wedding!

Aye aye, what's all this about then!? #nufc

Reckon Barnes starting tonight means that the plan is for Gordon to get the last 20 mins ready to start at Villa. Rotation and competition for places up front (Isak excepted) is the key. AG will be keen as mustard to win back his starting role, HB just as eager to fend him off. #nufc

Anyone know which wing Cordero plays on? Looks an exciting prospect. #nufc

This is waaaaay past due. Time to get on with it. It's simply not fair that my couples still have to complete the legals seperately.

Alan Smith on Sky Sports: "this has been a really poor performance from Man Utd" Really - not a fantastic performance from Newcastle Utd, Alan? #nufc

Had a conversation with an acquaintance last night. He asserted Trump was working to a masterplan 'because he's an astute businessman." I countered, obv. He won't capitulate on the tariffs he said. I begged to differ. By the time I got home, he'd folded.

If no politician is talking about wealth redistribution, then I ain’t interested in anything they have to say

Hold on lads, it's a text from Pete

Humanists are non-religious people who shape their own lives in the here and now because we believe it's the only life we have. A lot of people share humanist values without even knowing the term. Maybe you're a humanist! Find out by taking our quiz. humanists.uk/humanism/how...

Perfection

If Eddie Howe is given Freedom of the City, does Jason Tindall get Freedom to all the Tanning Shops in Tyneside? #NUFC

So when we sign a top level RW in the summer, we're all still down to keep Murphy as a squad player right? Personally, love the guy and what a story he's had. #NUFC

If thou fuckest around, thou shalt find out.

In town today so very likely to do my dough in at the club shop. Already seen one person donning a must have winners sweatshirt. Credit card's gonna take a hiding #NUFC

Fantastic piece by Luke Edwards. I got a bit emosh reading it. So much hit home, but the win being wrapped up with our sense of civic pride is a point very well made. Newcastle as a city has been overlooked and neglected for too long, but our pride has never waned. We love our club & love our city.

All my life I've wondered what it'd feel like if #NUFC won something. Now I finally know. Adrenaline. Elation. Followed by... extreme exhaustion (of the happy type)! I'm up for doing it all again though.

Humanists are non-religious people who shape their own lives in the here and now because we believe it's the only life we have. A lot of people share humanist values without even knowing the term. Maybe you're a humanist! Find out by taking our quiz! humanists.uk/humanism/how...

One final reflection. Has any other team won the League Cup (or FA Cup) by beating the teams lying 1st, 2nd, 3rd & 4th in the PL (or old 1st Div)? We just did. Never a harder run. Never a more deserved win. #NUFC #CarabaoCup

Build the statue. Knight them all. What absolute heroes. 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍 #nufc