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were.dog
A little company making sex toys. Run by a giant dog. Shipping worldwide, produced in the UK! Have a question? βœ‰οΈ [email protected]
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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Inventory Highlight!πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/drop

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ STILL ON! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Our BIG Pride Sale with 20% OFF EVERYTHING! πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/drop

INVENTORY HIGHLIGHT! Nile in this colour-way, in Extra Large...GULP πŸ₯΅ πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/drop

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Hang on is that....Azure and Ranger in trans flag colouration? So pretty! 😍 20% off too! πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/stuff

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ We don't expect the Junipers in Trans flag colouration to stick around for long...Grab one while you can, at 30% OFF! πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/drop

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ IT'S HERE! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Our BIG Pride Sale with 20% OFF EVERYTHING Starts NOW! πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/drop

Tummy appreciation time πŸ₯° Lucy has grabbable hips, a cute navel and a beautifully detailed stomach πŸ‘‡ She's available to buy now, head over to her page to find out more! go.were.dog/tWss

🐾 Pride Paws 🐾 We sell these all year round, but just a reminder, they're here for you if you want to decorate your stuff or gift a little paw to a pal!Β Β  πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ad.were.dog/PridePaws

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ One thing lead to another at the Pride parade... Art by the awesome @tazzle.art‬ ! 🦊 πŸ’– 🐊

🌸 Three of these beautiful Blossom Azures are languishing in our inventory, ready to ship - go rescue them! 🌸 ✨ go.were.dog/drop

πŸ‘€ For anyone eagerly awaiting our usual Friday drop, like Juniper here; hang tight! We're busily preparing a huuuuuuge selection of awesome goodies for release on MONDAY at 3pm GMT and at 20% OFF!! Be READY πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

β€ͺπŸ’₯Congratulations @j25games.bsky.social‬ πŸ’₯ We hope you enjoy spending your Β£1000 on Weredog.co.uk! Thanks to everyone for taking part πŸ’– Stay tuned for our BIG Pride sale with 20% off everything, starting Monday 9th June at 3pm GMT πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

FINAL HOURS TO ENTER! bsky.app/profile/were...

Roscoe here to give you some handy tips on how to keep your toys looking and feeling great! More info here πŸ‘‰ weredog.co.uk/toy-care

Happy start of pride month 2025 everyone!

✨ A reminder of Snoot's dual function as a K lube cocktail shaker 🍸 www.snoutfucker.com

πŸ’₯ With Snoot's niche fuckability transpiring to be not so niche;Β  what began as an April fools endeavour will now be permanently available - as per your protests!Β πŸ’₯ www.snoutfucker.com

It's HUMP day! They are at it again... There's just no tiring these two.... πŸ₯΅ t.co/WpzeBqKVTL

πŸ’₯ GIVEAWAY TIME! πŸ’₯ In the run up to Pride month & our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG! Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms! Winner announced Fri 6th June. GOOD LUCK! πŸ€ T&Cs: go.were.dog/T&Cs

Is it summer yet? 🍦

What's black and white and jizzed all over? HUDSON! Looking fine in his classic Zebra colouration - available now in our latest drop! πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/drop

πŸ‘€ Did you notice these unusual toys amongst the signatures in our latest drop? πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/drop

You can find Hudson in his pegasus colouration in our latest drop! πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/stuff

✨ Which would you choose? ✨ Blood moon, Toxic Cookie, or Moonlight? We think Lucy looks incredible in them all 😍 πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/drop

πŸ’₯ SIGNATURE DROP! πŸ’₯ Our characters' iconic cocks, pussies and asses have all landed in this Friday's HUGE signature styles drop.Β  The whole gang have turned up - Ranger, Lucy, Azure, Hudson, and more! πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/drop

πŸ’₯ GIVEAWAY TIME! πŸ’₯ In the run up to Pride month & our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG! Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms! Winner announced Fri 6th June. GOOD LUCK! πŸ€ T&Cs: go.were.dog/T&Cs

When Paws and feet meet ~

Just blessing your timeline with steamy Sapphire puss - πŸ’™

❗ This XXL Dagger is still languishing in our inventory, ready to ship, if only someone could find a place in their...heart.... What's the matter, y'all scared? πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/drop

πŸ’¦ Happy Sunday, folks X

🐊 Fancy a bit of Nile for a bit less? He's 20% off in our latest inventory drop! πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/drop

PSSST - there's still loads of our signature toys on sale at 20% off RIGHT NOW! πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/drop

✨ A few of these POKEing around our inventory RN! πŸ‘‰ Catch em while you can! go.were.dog/drop

✨ INVENTORY HIGHLIGHT✨ Azure looking super cool - and in super limited quantities! πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/drop

✨ All the gang are here!✨ Right now our inventory is bursting with the most intimate parts of our beloved Weredog characters - HUNDREDS of them to be exact!Β  You're sure to find someone you want to take home...Β  Oh, and they're ALL 20% off the regular price! πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/drop

Average furry neuron activation whenever the word "knot" is heard: Poor Ranger just wants to teach you useful knots for, uhm... certainly, some situations! πŸͺ’ 😏 go.were.dog/WOLF

πŸ‰ Dragon Pussy is hot πŸ”₯ Limited numbers of this fiery Skylar colouration in our latest drop! πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/drop

πŸ”₯ From Friday's drop - some HELLISH Yeen Peen! Jet to lava fade with shimmering mica, we're selling our soul for this one 😍 πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/drop

😈 Look at the sheen on her deep purple torso - we can't cope! πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/drop

✨ IT'S *THAT* TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN! ✨ go geet πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰go.were.dog/drop

Hump day in May? This calls for a humping of Mae - by the one and only...Ranger πŸ”₯ πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/BunnyPuss

We're looking for a Marketing Content Specialist! If you or someone you know would like to give it a shot, check out the link for more info: πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/careers

🐾 Happy Muttday 🐢 Have you read Rutt's backstory? πŸ₯΅ Check it out on his page πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/rutt

Carrots, we have a situation on our hands... πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/BunnyPuss

In honour of today, we've got our lightsabers out πŸ’₯

Would you shoot some hoops with Mae? πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/BunnyPuss

Mae looking good enough to eat 🀀 Take it easy 😘 πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/BunnyPuss

All of his toys keep breaking so he has to take care of it himself πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ Perhaps you might be a bit more durable? πŸ‘€ #selfsuck #knot #bigdickproblems #XXLranger @were.dog #fursuitfriday #fcf #fatcockfriday

😍 Snug as you enter, roomier on the inside! πŸ₯° Mae can take A LOT. πŸ‘‰ go.were.dog/BunnyPuss !!